“I’m getting stabbed. I’m dead” -Guy robbing store getting stabbed

Cicada

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I'm confused. So the video seems to start with the 3 of them just staring at each other, then shop owner asks them to leave and dude #1 grabs something and heads towards the door, but then shop owner calls him back saying to take the cash but leave the coins, so he comes back, reaches over the counter and now heads towards the door with 2 items then dude #2 jumps over the counter and gets stabbed?

I guess I'm not following why when robber 1 of 2 is about to leave your store you would try to get him to come back.
Because he needs those coins, man
 

amalgamas

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Well..that was just about the most awkward failed robbery that i've ever seen.

"Can you guys just leave?"
"....."
"...."
"......Naaaaaaah."
you can tell this was those guys first time doing that shit, they probably jazzed themselves up for it beforehand and expected him to just let it happen. Little bastards weren't even armed.

A seasoned robber would have probably known that him not being afraid of them from the get go was a sure sign he was just itching to fuck someone up.

Of course a seasoned robber would have gone in armed themselves. :rofl:

This was legit a scene from a Guy Ritchie or Quinton Tarantino movie played out in real life that went horribly for one of the two masked idiots. :rofl:
 

dave12219

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you can tell this was those guys first time doing that shit, they probably jazzed themselves up for it beforehand and expected him to just let it happen. Little bastards weren't even armed.

A seasoned robber would have probably known that him not being afraid of them from the get go was a sure sign he was just itching to fuck someone up.

Of course a seasoned robber would have gone in armed themselves. :rofl:

This was legit a scene from a Guy Ritchie or Quinton Tarantino movie played out in real life that went horribly for one of the two masked idiots. :rofl:

I was almost expecting Tyrone from Snatch to step through the door right at the end. :bowrofl:
 

amalgamas

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You cant stab someone to death if they arent threatening your life. Dude was just helping himself to the goods and the shop owner lunges at him with the knife.

Jail
yeah, if the prosecutor wants to go after the shopkeeper it's going to be a bad fucking day for him
 

Cicada

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you can tell this was those guys first time doing that shit, they probably jazzed themselves up for it beforehand and expected him to just let it happen. Little bastards weren't even armed.

A seasoned robber would have probably known that him not being afraid of them from the get go was a sure sign he was just itching to fuck someone up.

Of course a seasoned robber would have gone in armed themselves. :rofl:

This was legit a scene from a Guy Ritchie or Quinton Tarantino movie played out in real life that went horribly for one of the two masked idiots. :rofl:
 

amalgamas

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they made no moves towards him.

Look, I'm one of the biggest proponents of self-defense on this board, but unless he can make a case that he was in fear for his life he's fucked.

Neither of them were armed, they weren't attacking him with their fists, he went straight to stabbing himself. He didn't work up to that from punching, he went straight there.

He has to prove that the amount of force that he used was justified in the face of the actions being taken and from the footage we've got here he's pretty well fucked. One of them was running away and the other was 5 feet away from him when he stabbed first.
 

Rusty Shackleford

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they made no moves towards him.

Look, I'm one of the biggest proponents of self-defense on this board, but unless he can make a case that he was in fear for his life he's fucked.

Neither of them were armed, they weren't attacking him with their fists, he went straight to stabbing himself. He didn't work up to that from punching, he went straight there.

He has to prove that the amount of force that he used was justified in the face of the actions being taken and from the footage we've got here he's pretty well fucked. One of them was running away and the other was 5 feet away from him when he stabbed first.

I don’t know the law but I agree he might be fucked - but I 100% agree with his actions.
 

DizzyEdge

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maybe, but he was grabbing shit, and the jury could be stacked with people who are tired of seeing shops getting robbed, but if not he could be fucked.
Might depend on what's behind the shop keeper, is it easy for him to simply walk away from the counter towards or by the camera, or is he now kind of cornered to his left by the guy who jumped over and to his right at the end of the counter by the guy near the door.

But the other thing that could work against him is his seeming attempt to get the one leaving robber to come back.
 
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they made no moves towards him.

Look, I'm one of the biggest proponents of self-defense on this board, but unless he can make a case that he was in fear for his life he's fucked.

Neither of them were armed, they weren't attacking him with their fists, he went straight to stabbing himself. He didn't work up to that from punching, he went straight there.

He has to prove that the amount of force that he used was justified in the face of the actions being taken and from the footage we've got here he's pretty well fucked. One of them was running away and the other was 5 feet away from him when he stabbed first.
Oh i totally agree. I though you meant the prosecutor would have a bad day.

Shop owner is fucked
 
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amalgamas

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I don’t know the law but I agree he might be fucked - but I 100% agree with his actions.
oh yeah, I mean fuck'em, dude fucked around and found out.

Problem is in the eyes of the law the shopkeeper jumped the gun in a MAJOR way and if the prosecutor is feeling spicy he could deep dick him hard.
 

wildflower

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they made no moves towards him.

Look, I'm one of the biggest proponents of self-defense on this board, but unless he can make a case that he was in fear for his life he's fucked.

Neither of them were armed, they weren't attacking him with their fists, he went straight to stabbing himself. He didn't work up to that from punching, he went straight there.

He has to prove that the amount of force that he used was justified in the face of the actions being taken and from the footage we've got here he's pretty well fucked. One of them was running away and the other was 5 feet away from him when he stabbed first.
1. I thought they were all armed.

2. I thought they were going to kill me.

3. I was in fear of my life.

4. I've been robbed before.
 

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