20 years ago I ran over a lady

[codenhead]

while headed to my parents house to bring my dad a Blazing Saddles dvd I’ds purchased him for his birthday.

Happy birthday dad.


She died

 

[CitznFish]

Not sure if serious

 

[codenhead]

Not sure if serious

You’re thinking I got him Spaceballs or maybe Young Frankenstein?

 

[B-Line]

You’re thinking I got him Spaceballs or maybe Young Frankenstein?

The correct answer is History if the World.

 

[CitznFish]

The correct answer is History if the World.

Try again....

 

[Shep762]

Was she a hottie?

 

[B-Line]

Try again....

Robin Hood Men in Tights?

 

[SBrooks1]

Was she a hottie?

She was. A little flat chested tho.

 

[Aviv]

When I was a little kid I got hit by a car backing out of a parking spot. I lived.

 

[codenhead]

When I was a little kid I got hit by a car backing out of a parking spot. I lived.

I was going 55 and basically hit brakes upon impact

 

[Mcgillicutty]

Was she lying in the highway or were you driving on the sidewalk.

 

[CitznFish]

Robin Hood Men in Tights?

History OF the World, Part 1.

 

[rcm]

Idk what this thread is about but on the way to the gym just saw a dude on the ground after getting hit by a car and saw the paramedics show up

Hope he's okay

 

[Boots]

I was walking home with a friend in elementary school and we got to the point where his house was, he abruptly said bye and darted across the street. He ran right into the path of an oncoming vehicle and it nailed him. He rolled a few times on the ground, sprung to his feet instantly and bolted into his house closing the door behind him. The driver went up and knocked on the door frantically and I just kept walking home. He showed up at school the next day so I guess he just shook it off

 

[Uncle Phil]

Same here, then I pitched and sold my true life story to Paramount. You may have heard of the franchise Scream.

 

[Mikel]

I was slammed at a gang bang some years ago it was wonderful had several needles full, plus several cum loads after deep bloody fisting. Personaly I love being chainned/cuffed to rack and slammed now I am on quest for STD's would love to get several med resistant ones, the kind of thing wou would like to give to dear ol dad who cheating on wife and maybe fucking the kids also. Yeah right, explaine that one away good case of clap to go with the bug, haha, hehe, lol. I love stealthing' any tops/breeders in Baltimore Md.area I cab use a recharge

 

[Snake Pliskin]

while headed to my parents house to bring my dad a Blazing Saddles dvd I’ds purchased him for his birthday.

Happy birthday dad.


She died

Can you please elaborate?

 

[Leonard Washington]

I got smoked by a mid 90s Silverado when I was on my bike as a kid

I died but I got better

 

[HUGE]

I was slammed at a gang bang some years ago it was wonderful had several needles full, plus several cum loads after deep bloody fisting. Personaly I love being chainned/cuffed to rack and slammed now I am on quest for STD's would love to get several med resistant ones, the kind of thing wou would like to give to dear ol dad who cheating on wife and maybe fucking the kids also. Yeah right, explaine that one away good case of clap to go with the bug, haha, hehe, lol. I love stealthing' any tops/breeders in Baltimore Md.area I cab use a recharge

I love my porn.

 

[MarylandTerps]

What's the statute of limitations for vehicular manslaughter? This dude in here confessing to felonies

 

[Kafka]

What old ass boomer pop culture references are these

 

[.chris]

I was walking home with a friend in elementary school and we got to the point where his house was, he abruptly said bye and darted across the street. He ran right into the path of an oncoming vehicle and it nailed him. He rolled a few times on the ground, sprung to his feet instantly and bolted into his house closing the door behind him. The driver went up and knocked on the door frantically and I just kept walking home. He showed up at school the next day so I guess he just shook it off

Back when boys were men

 

[.chris]

What old ass boomer pop culture references are these

Are you disrespecting Nancy Reagan?