Today started at 0430 As i left my warm bed and walked towards the head i felt the urge to hurry my pace.Little did i know that i had been brewing a nasty poo all night long. Once my business there was done i again made the trek to an ever so tempting warm rack.As i stood over the bed like a sniper on day 5 of a stalk, i noticed that my girlfriends leg was slightly exposed.i then peer up towards her DOUBLE D'S and observe an exposed aereola.Insta chub are he only words that cum to mind that describe that particular moment. I turn on the radio so i can hear some tunes as i get dressed for the 45 minute drive to work.She wakes up with a very school girlish yawn and sits up immediatly."Wanna?" she says, and foolishly i reply with"I can't, im already a lil late".As i leave the house, i knew today would be bad.No poon and a 45 minute drive in front of me.My drive was for the most part uneventful and as i passed the MP at the gate he tried to be friendly.EFF off was all that came to mind.To the gym i proceed, and an hour later i leave a sweaty mexican. I get to the office and log into my M.O.L. account to do the morning report. Im off to the shower now to rid myself of the sweaty mexican title now. Any smart arse replies are welcome and uf you are a jarhead please start your post with "Semper Fi".So i can cut down on the amount of time i spend screwing off here on OT. Spelling,punctuation,and grammar mistakes are complimentary.