Some friends on AIM were just laughing at some of the comical conversations that center around me... I though I'd share a few quotes. Taylor, feel free to add some at your leisure Lesbian #1: "Don't tube my potatoes into designs....just slap 'em down, man! I'm hungry for food, not starved for culture." Lesbian #2: "I need to butch out your bathroom. Why the hell do you have frills on your dry towels?? Frills don't absorb a damn thing... My hands are still wet!!" ~~~~~To which I replied: "What you do to yourself on your own time, is none of my business." Lesbian #3: "When I come to your house, I leave smelling like a girl; I leave disturbed..." Lesbian #1: "I understand that your coasters are 'pretty'....buuut, your table is glass....not wood. What is there to stain?" Lesbian #2: "GOD, even your trashcan matches!!!??" ~~~~~~~~~~(my living room trashcan matches the wood trim in my furniture....and the shelves on the wall....and the table legs) Lesbian #1: "I knew he was some kind a gay when I saw his toilet cleaner smelled like roses." Lesbian #3: "You have more cosmetic crap then I've owned...ever." Lesbian #2: "Do you really use 4 kinds of lotions in one day??" ~~~~~To which I replied: "different kinds of moisturizers for different parts of the body. Your body doesn't use tears to moisten your snatch, does it? Same difference."