I know you've all heard that shit when you've helped someone move or someshit. This weekend I had to 'help' move a sofa bed for my mother in law *coughfatcuntcough*. Well got it loaded into the truck with some help, and was taking it to her storage unit where her and her douche new boy friend were supose to meet me. I waited for about 5 minutes, no one showed up so I unloaded it myself. Then they show up and her BF says, and I quote because this is worse than 'you won't have to workout today', he says "you won't have to bench press today after unloading that yourself".... My response, I said "In Soviet Russia the weights lift you", got in my truck and drove off. They didn't say shit. Funny thing, I just shoved that sofa out too. Fuck it, she's a bitch, did't offer any gas money for driving to bum fuck egypt, I was tired I'd already been to the gym anyway. /rant. Cliffs = long boring story but in soviet russia the weights lift you.