alright vag, i need some serious help!!!

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  1. Boosh Dag

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    VAG ASSEMBLE!!!

    I have fallen in love very hard with Julia recently featured on youtube

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgHoY_IOp_s


    I'm serious I watched every video of hers and I need to figure out how to get her on the phone with myself because I am madly in love with her.


    I have no idea how to do this.

    any ideas?
     
  2. Yail Bloor

    Yail Bloor OT Supporter

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    assuming you could get her on the phone, chances are you will come across as stalkerish and desperate

    "madly in love"? get ahold of yourself, you don't even know this girl
     
  3. Boosh Dag

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    I know...I'm just totally infatuated with her.


    I have a firm grasp on reality... not to worry.
     
  4. FEELSGOODMEN

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    I have a firm grasp on reality... not to worry.[/quote]


    reality?? with that av? :mamoru:
     
  5. Boosh Dag

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    reality?? with that av? :mamoru:[/QUOTE]

    I live in my own reality as the PUA's like to put it haha.
     
  6. FEELSGOODMEN

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    go return your video tapes Bateman.
     
  7. Boosh Dag

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    Thats it! I knew I could count on Vag for a good idea. Thanx guys.
     
  8. Viper

    Viper BOOM! Shut him right down. OT Supporter

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    It's time to fucking unplug and go breath fresh air dude.
     
  9. Boosh Dag

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    I went out on friday, made out with some club trash and got some numbers. I'm all there, I swear. But I can't get this girls damn songs out of my head.
     
  10. Boosh Dag

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    Are you calling me one or telling me to haha. Your AV works for this thread incredibly well.
     
  11. MattThom01

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    If this is serious...get off the computer and get a life.
     
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    This is weird.

    Jingles get stuck in your head everyday. You don't go out looking for the commercial song writers.

    Real advice for crazy request: find her on myspace, stalk her from the comfort of your own office chair.
     
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    :rofl: at everyones total lack of sense of humor.
     
  14. Boosh Dag

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    thank you.
     
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    "Stupid announcements are everywhere, not just airports. I called my credit card company the other day, and there's actually a recording that says, 'You must enter your account number exactly as it appears on the card.' Thanks for the tip. I was going to plug the numbers in randomly."
     
  16. demosnat

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    I'm desperate and emotionally vulnerable, want to get married?
     
  17. Boosh Dag

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    Sure thing, as long as I can see other women on the side.
     
  18. demosnat

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    Not a problem doll, but i'm going to need a few foreign lovers as well, i'll clean up before you come home.
     
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  20. MADGREEK

    MADGREEK Bro, not a Bro, Bro, not a Bro, Bro, not a Bro, Br

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    i'm going to try and steal her from you
     
  21. Boosh Dag

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    you cold cold man.
     
  22. MADGREEK

    MADGREEK Bro, not a Bro, Bro, not a Bro, Bro, not a Bro, Br

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    dude she's hot. dont hate the player hate the game
     
  23. Boosh Dag

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    shes beyond hot.
     
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