An Amusing Look At A Typical Day on OT

Malice

A typical OT conversation, with fictional members: "CivicsOwnMe" "QueenOP" "JooArePhat" "NewbieUpinHere"


NewbieUpinHere: Hello OT.. I just wanted to say hello, because I am what you guys call a newbie. This place is so neato I cant wait to meet people

JooArePhat: STFU Newbie.

NewbieUpinHere: Hey, that isnt very nice, why dont you STFU

QueenOP: Why dont you both STFU. All this damn bickering is giving me a headache, I am having a bad enough day because my BF broke up with me because I would not let him give me buttsex last night during sex. I fuggin let him nut ib my mouth what else does he want

CivicsOwnMe: pics?

QueenOP: STFU

JooArePhat: Queen dont let him bother joo, he sounds like a loser who does not know a good thing when he has one. Maybe I can come over and make joo feel better. I have a 10 inch wang and make 200k a year.

NewbieUpinHere: Anybody see the trailer for lord of the rings.. Liv Tyler plays an elf.. I'd Hit it.

QueenOP: You wish, anyway I am all the way in New York, thats a far drive

NewbieUpinHere: I vote that we start a "I wanna bang Liv Tyler Crew" Sign in everyone 001

QueenOP: My ex just called me on the phone, he wants to try and get back together, ahhh he is gonna take me to Burger King to make up for it. What a sweetie.

CivicsOwnMe: Hey Joo, if you had a real car with a swap engine in it instead of that crappy domestic you could have been smakkin that ass by now.


JooArePhat: Imports suck

CivicsOwnMe: Domestics Suck

CivicsOwnMe: Imports Suck

CivicsOwnMe: Domestics Suck

NewbieUpinHere: You both suck

CivicsOwnMe: STFU newbie slime

CivicsOwnMe: Lick My Taint Newbie.

QueenOP: Now he doesnt wanna get back with me, he says he wants to see other people

CivicsOwnMe: Yeah other people that will give him buttsex

CivicsOwnMe: ttt

JooArePhat: Every girl I have ever dated love taking it in the ass, I am surprised joo do not. Oh by the way, I just got a new job at Gateway working helpdesk. I am making $50.00 an hour.

NewbieUpinHere: Go you Joo, thats awesome.

QueenOP: At least someone is having a good day.

CivicsOwnMe: Anyone know where I can find some good asian porn?

QueenOP: I am Asian

NewbieUpinHere: pics?

CivicsOwnMe: STFU newbie

JooArePhat: Imports Suck

CivicsOwnMe: Domestics Suck

JooArePhat: Imports Suck

CivicsOwnMe STFU
 

ProjectGSX

This thread officially redeems you for saying the Chachi stuff had gone too far.
 

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May 3, 2001
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Originally posted by Malice
JooArePhat: Imports suck

CivicsOwnMe: Domestics Suck

CivicsOwnMe: Imports Suck

CivicsOwnMe: Domestics Suck

NewbieUpinHere: You both suck

CivicsOwnMe: STFU newbie slime

CivicsOwnMe: Lick My Taint Newbie.

JooArePhat: Imports Suck

CivicsOwnMe: Domestics Suck

JooArePhat: Imports Suck

CivicsOwnMe STFU

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Malice

Originally posted by 93CivicEX
holy fuck. I just realized... I have been wasting the past 2 years :(

because it can all be summed up in one post?
 
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Malice

Originally posted by guess
You forgot, "IBTM to the ghey archives"

:chachi:

hoot!

and :zap zap:

There is always the possiblility of another version, afterall, there are more sterotypes of chaacters to be made, but those are the funniest four


The Newb
The Op
The Car Fanatic
The guy who spells words funny
 

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