A C-130 was en route on a mission when a cocky F-16 pilot flew up next to him. The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" He went into a Barrel roll, followed by a steep climb, then finished with a sonic boom when he reached the speed of sound. The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought. The C-130 pilot responded "that was impressive, but watch this." The C-130 droned along for about 15 minutes then the 130 pilot came back On and said "What did you think about that?" The 16 pilot asked, "what did you do?" . . . . . . . The C-130 pilot responded "I got up, stretched my legs, went to the back poured a cup of coffee and took a piss." Any questions ???