we kept one at my first command. just logged stupid shit people said or did. things like girl: is email up? me: no, i don't think the electronic mail is up. girl: is that what it stands for? i thought it was something else. me: what, like espy mail? (her nickname was espy) or, same girl me: hey espy, you want some raisinettes? girl: no, i don't like chocolate covered peanuts. or once we were discussing an upcoming port call in, i dunno, puerto rico or somewhere warm. girl was saying "i heard they hand out condoms on the quarterdeck as you're leaving. i hope so, cause i really need to get laid." the whole room, CIC, cries out "HOT MIKE!"