Anyone take six sigma green belt stuff?

Keysersozeh

The Devil Himself
Nov 30, 2001
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Phoenix, AZ
My company does. I have my yellow belt which is more or less a participation trophy. If I wanted a green belt I would need to moderate a Kaizen or two I believe. Unfortunately, the actual follow through of implementing a lot of the good work from the Kaizens is really low. Personally, I wouldn’t want to be associated to a session that has little follow through.
 
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Platinum_Thunder

Reliability for life and liberty
Jun 28, 2001
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a long long time ago no one warned me that belt announcing was a thing. caught me off guard so I did the best thing my dumb brain could think of.

Hi this is whatever with company and i'm wearing a brown belt.

crickets.


:wtc:
:bowrofl:
 

whatever

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Feb 18, 2004
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:bowrofl:


All those sigma cuks laughing at you :bowrofl:


THIS GUY DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT THE BELTS

jokes on them. I reduced the process from 18 people to 2 with some software changes. their big process was to write information down from system 1 onto post it notes, then enter it into system 2.

gave them bitches dual screens and a mouse driven copy paste screen. :hsugh:
 
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talontsiawd

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Sep 5, 2003
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Company is paying for it, figured it be good on a resume if I leave here. Figured I'd ask about the process. We apparently hired a person to do kind of like a 1v2 class. There are four of us doing this and in groups of 2 with a "teacher"

Should be interesting I guess.

Also fuck introducing belt color that shit seems dumb. I don't get on a call and tell everyone the degrees or certs I have.
 

popnfresh

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Nov 4, 2001
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Company is paying for it, figured it be good on a resume if I leave here. Figured I'd ask about the process. We apparently hired a person to do kind of like a 1v2 class. There are four of us doing this and in groups of 2 with a "teacher"

Should be interesting I guess.

Also fuck introducing belt color that shit seems dumb. I don't get on a call and tell everyone the degrees or certs I have.
hate to break it to you but another company is not going to care that much about your companies green belt :o
 

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