LOVE argument with gf: does 3 minutes of doggystyle count as 21 minutes of missionary??

[morrowasted]

obviously, right??

 

[GonadWarrior]

shit thread

 

[Sagara]

so you want to fuck 3 mins... instead of 21?

 

[havenfx]

Lol

 

[RickylSmalls]

Does 45 seconds count as having sex at all, axing for a friend

 

[ssabripo]

so you want to fuck 3 mins... instead of 21?

/thread

 

[LancerV]

Are we talking about from a cardio prospective?

 

[Thumpin'Ram]

Only in your case since she's an actual dog

 

[Actvs Dei]

you have a gf? lol

 

[NiggaPHX420]

so you want to fuck 3 mins... instead of 21?

It's not that he doesnt want to go longer

It's that his vegan ass is out of energy around 2:05

 

[KingGargantuan]

It will take “her” 3 minutes to hit your prostate doggystyle vs 21 minutes missionary so yea.

 

[amill94]

No stamina for home?

 

[mollywhop]

so you want to fuck 3 mins... instead of 21?

it's a joke about dogs living a shorter time than humans so human time is 7x longer than dog time

or it's a joke about @morrowasted fucking his dog to death i'm not clear yet

 

[Sagara]

It's not that he doesnt want to go longer

It's that his vegan ass is out of energy around 2:05

Weak

 

[Sagara]

it's a joke about dogs living a shorter time than humans so human time is 7x longer than dog time

or it's a joke about @morrowasted fucking his dog to death i'm not clear yet

 

[BStork]

so you want to fuck 3 mins... instead of 21?

Um, it's a sprint not a marathon sweaty

 

[BStork]

it's a joke about dogs living a shorter time than humans so human time is 7x longer than dog time

or it's a joke about @morrowasted fucking his dog to death i'm not clear yet

Projection

 

[Formz]

@Chuck Finley @canning

 

[Publius]

@Chuck Finley @canning

It's time

 

[deaddweeb]

I don't think anyone here wants to imagine you having sex.

 

[mollywhop]

Projection

I don't understand can you explain

 

[adrunkgerbil]

KILL YOURSELF

 

[alex]

Keep yourself safe

 

[BStork]

I don't understand can you explain

No, Cannondale, I won't.

 

[morrowasted]

holy fuck totally unrelated to thread but i just spilled freshly brewed coffee in my eye on accident because i am a klutz and jesus fuck that hurt