Do you know what's Army Strong? Going AWOL, stealing a van, wrecking the said van, and becoming homicidal is Army Strong. Being thrown in jail and then transported back to your duty station for mental evaluation so that SOLDIERS IN YOUR UNIT GET TO WATCH YOU DURING THEIR WEEKEND is Army Strong. Falling out of 10 min mile runs is Army Strong. Being overweight and a piece of fucking shit is Army Strong. There's nothing like looking pregnant when you're a man HOOAH. Making your entire force of soldiers look irrevocably retarded is Army Strong. Moral waivers and second chances are both Army Strong. Not keeping personal accountability and being a late shitbag is Army Strong. Not knowing how to be an NCO when you are one is Army Strong. Giving classes on how to fill out simple DA forms is Army Strong. Chaining your profiles on malingering issues is Army Strong. Of course, the Army Values confirm that these injuries are indeed very real, because each soldier lives up to them. Being an E1 with a CIB/CAB/CMB and/or combat patch is Army Strong. Not throwing shitty soldiers in jail for being absolute fuckups is Army Strong. I'll add more as they come along. I'm becoming more convinced that my organization is a joke as the days roll by.