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MissKitty

If squats were easy they'd be called 'Your Mum'
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Jun 21, 2004
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Dingoland
I love my husband, but boy he's useless.

Had my mother's order confirmation sent to me, for flowers to me for my birthday. I rang and cancelled them.

Anyway, telling story to elvis, saying I cancelled the order, because I didn't want the flowers 'Yeah you do! *concerned look*" Me: No it specifically said they were from her 'Oh okay *calm look'

aaaaaaand now I know I'm getting flowers from someone else. GOD DAMN IT
 

Colleen

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Apr 3, 2002
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I love my husband, but boy he's useless.

Had my mother's order confirmation sent to me, for flowers to me for my birthday. I rang and cancelled them.

Anyway, telling story to elvis, saying I cancelled the order, because I didn't want the flowers 'Yeah you do! *concerned look*" Me: No it specifically said they were from her 'Oh okay *calm look'

aaaaaaand now I know I'm getting flowers from someone else. GOD DAMN IT
It's cause everyone loves you
 

12xalt

I lost a bet, that's why
Super Moderator
Sep 14, 2001
125,465
Hazel Dell, WA (Portland, OR)
Colleen "Don't get me a coffee Dan, I'll make one "
Dan "ok.. sounds good"

Dan comes back with coffee because he forgot I said don't get one :rofl:


He just has a lot of thoughts in that fancy brain of his
this sounds a little familiar


me yesterday: I parked the truck out front in case it snows again
roommate: I can move it back behind the gate
me: if you do, don't park it in it's usual spot, I can't get to the front right wheel to lock the hub for 4wd with it that close to the fence, and I can't get to the windows/mirror on that side to see to back out.

I come home today. Guess where the truck is parked. Sure, it didn't snow last night. But the forecast says it will again tonight and probably tomorrow too.
 
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