Attention Whore Convention

[Rev. Johnny Vegas]

I thought you were talking about the OP lolo

Hadn't thought about those fun bags in a while!

 

[MissKitty]

Man, I love my cats - have three of them.
The cats nag my husband, and he responds. So what have they learned to do? nag him.

Apparently he's had two shitty nights sleep in a row because of one of the cats (That he was the instigator of keeping). She's learned to open the cat door into the bedroom and he's all cranky as fuck.

I have very low empathy right now and I need to vent here so I don't tell him to 'harden up' because I know how much lack of sleep impacts his mental health.

But fuck....What am I meant to do? I can't sit the cat down and tell it to nag me instead :/

 

[turbo35]

Man, I love my cats - have three of them.
The cats nag my husband, and he responds. So what have they learned to do? nag him.

Apparently he's had two shitty nights sleep in a row because of one of the cats (That he was the instigator of keeping). She's learned to open the cat door into the bedroom and he's all cranky as fuck.

I have very low empathy right now and I need to vent here so I don't tell him to 'harden up' because I know how much lack of sleep impacts his mental health.

But fuck....What am I meant to do? I can't sit the cat down and tell it to nag me instead :/

Block off the cat door?

 

[MissKitty]

Block off the cat door?

Yeah, I said I'll put a box in front of the door tonight and sleep on the couch (she just gets lonely and wants humans).

She's an anxious kitty and he responds

 

[Jason H]

Soooo. I was single since October after me and my ex imploded in expected fashion.

But in the mean time I started hooking up on the regular with one of my oldest friends I've known for 20 years. Had a crush on her since the day I met her but back when Jason had neither the confidence or game I could never really step up and ask her out.

Thus 20 years of friendzone began, we had fooled around a few times but nothing special.

Well she broke up with her bf of 5 years a month before I broke up with mine and we've been kinda filling a missing void since

Well.. fast forward to the world being on the brink of world War 3, ufo's being shot down daily. Hell has frozen over.

Because as of last week me and her have started dating she's my best friend, the only woman whose ever really known me this well and one of the only people I could ever truly communicate with.

I got emotional when she made it official

I've been on top of the fucking world

 

[Sagara]

Hi.

 

[MissKitty]

Soooo. I was single since October after me and my ex imploded in expected fashion.

But in the mean time I started hooking up on the regular with one of my oldest friends I've known for 20 years. Had a crush on her since the day I met her but back when Jason had neither the confidence or game I could never really step up and ask her out.

Thus 20 years of friendzone began, we had fooled around a few times but nothing special.

Well she broke up with her bf of 5 years a month before I broke up with mine and we've been kinda filling a missing void since

Well.. fast forward to the world being on the brink of world War 3, ufo's being shot down daily. Hell has frozen over.

Because as of last week me and her have started dating she's my best friend, the only woman whose ever really known me this well and one of the only people I could ever truly communicate with.

I got emotional when she made it official

I've been on top of the fucking world

Woohoo. Well done dude

 

[Jinx]

Soooo. I was single since October after me and my ex imploded in expected fashion.

But in the mean time I started hooking up on the regular with one of my oldest friends I've known for 20 years. Had a crush on her since the day I met her but back when Jason had neither the confidence or game I could never really step up and ask her out.

Thus 20 years of friendzone began, we had fooled around a few times but nothing special.

Well she broke up with her bf of 5 years a month before I broke up with mine and we've been kinda filling a missing void since

Well.. fast forward to the world being on the brink of world War 3, ufo's being shot down daily. Hell has frozen over.

Because as of last week me and her have started dating she's my best friend, the only woman whose ever really known me this well and one of the only people I could ever truly communicate with.

I got emotional when she made it official

I've been on top of the fucking world

hell yeah!!!!

 

[nosaj]

@lo-lo and her giant fun bags

 

[Figori]

Nice @Jason H !

 

[MissKitty]

Happy Valentine's Day my beautiful whores.

May you be reminded how much you're loved, or how much other fuckers aren't good enough to love you the way you deserve!

 

[MissKitty]

I dropped off flowers and a card at my BFs asking to be my valentine. I got a thank you message. But not a yes message.

Valentine's Day this year was probably one of the worst in 20+ years

 

[Colleen]

I dropped off flowers and a card at my BFs asking to be my valentine. I got a thank you message. But not a yes message.

Valentine's Day this year was probably one of the worst in 20+ years

I'll be your Canadian valentine 💝

 

[MissKitty]

I'll be your Canadian valentine 💝

Fuck yeah. That's what I'm talking aboot

 

[Colleen]

Fuck yeah. That's what I'm talking aboot

I'll give you your valentines gift in May

 

[Rev. Johnny Vegas]

I dropped off flowers and a card at my BFs asking to be my valentine. I got a thank you message. But not a yes message.

Valentine's Day this year was probably one of the worst in 20+ years

Oh yeah, it’s Valentines Day. Hadn’t even registered it..

 

[MissKitty]

I'll give you your valentines gift in May

100 days!

 

[MissKitty]

Oh yeah, it’s Valentines Day. Hadn’t even registered it..

It's now the 15th here, but we keep getting reminded because north America is now balls deep in love

 

[Rev. Johnny Vegas]

It's now the 15th here, but we keep getting reminded because north America is now balls deep in love

I had surgery yesterday to repair a groin hernia, so I can’t be balls deep in anything right now since I had a 3“ incision in my groin.

I don’t even want to think about how painful an erection would be right now.

 

[MissKitty]

I had surgery yesterday to repair a groin hernia, so I can’t be balls deep in anything right now since I had a 3“ incision in my groin.

I don’t even want to think about how painful an erection would be right now.

Oh man, that sounds fucking painful. How did it occur, do you know?

How long until you can be stiff as a board and light as a feather

 

[turbo35]

I dropped off flowers and a card at my BFs asking to be my valentine. I got a thank you message. But not a yes message.

Valentine's Day this year was probably one of the worst in 20+ years

Wtf, we're supposed to reply with a yes? I thought that was kinda rhetorical if you're already in a relationship

 

[MissKitty]

Wtf, we're supposed to reply with a yes? I thought that was kinda rhetorical if you're already in a relationship

Well it's our first valentine, and we're currently kinda rocky, so a yes would have been nice.

I actually didn't even think someone wouldn't say yes and assume it's rhetorical

 

[Rev. Johnny Vegas]

Oh man, that sounds fucking painful. How did it occur, do you know?

How long until you can be stiff as a board and light as a feather

Since this is the second one I’ve had, this is most likely genetic.

It’s called an inguinal hernia, and happens because the inguinal wall becomes perforated (I think I’ve got the terminology right), so a mesh has to be added to the area to keep my guts in my guts.

Realistically I’m down for about a month, but it’s good to get this repaired now as opposed to wait for things to get worse.

 

[MissKitty]

Since this is the second one I’ve had, this is most likely genetic.

It’s called an inguinal hernia, and happens because the inguinal wall becomes perforated (I think I’ve got the terminology right), so a mesh has to be added to the area to keep my guts in my guts.

Realistically I’m down for about a month, but it’s good to get this repaired now as opposed to wait for things to get worse.

I honestly didn't believe as a child that the body would turn on your as much as it does.

Humans are so flawed.

Hope you feel better soon and you don't get another

 

[MissKitty]

Being a mature and responsible adult is fucking stupid.

I want to look after my heart and do what I want to make myself feel better, regardless of the consequences, but I have to "be aware of other people's feelings"

It's fucking bullshit