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cjonesy22002

taking napes under my little door fort
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Jan 15, 2005
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Jason H

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Feb 23, 2002
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I was almost coming up to do a CRA office in penticton on monday but they don't need my crew. Their local guys had a job delay and were put on it :hs:

Also I might be needing to take a few visits to Kelowna coming up :eek3d: Turns out I'm buying out a partner of a local flooring store there and they want to expand down here so they'll be looking for office/ware house space and I'll be running it :noes:
 
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A Cow

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@A Cow you still banging the Brazilian? Hurry up and fix your quad or come out riding on sunday and freeze your ass with me in the sxs
My ATV is broken.. At my buddys house in chunks..

I chll in your SXS for sho..

still banging Brazil 2.0
some times banging Brazil 3.0
Sometimes.. baning brazil 2.0 + 3.0.. ( is that 5.0? or brazil 2.3? )
 

Jason H

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Feb 23, 2002
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My ATV is broken.. At my buddys house in chunks..

I chll in your SXS for sho..

still banging Brazil 2.0
some times banging Brazil 3.0
Sometimes.. baning brazil 2.0 + 3.0.. ( is that 5.0? or brazil 2.3? )
I was upto 3 brazilians and 2 morrocans :o them latinas are crazy.
 

turbo35

haters gonna hate
May 8, 2001
96,325
Seattle-ish, WA
April 14th, confirmed for getting my Vasectomy :noes:
April 17th, my 37th birthday :mad: :wtc: :rofl:
I gotta go deliver my sample, but the instructions are weird as fuck. Like how the fuck am I supposed to take a plastic bottle from my house to the clinic at body temperature? Turn the car up to 98.6F and stick it in a cup holder next to a vent?

i guess just shove it in my crotch, speed all the way there, and have an amazingly awkward conversation with a cop if I get pulled over.... On second hand, that sounds like a great story so fuck it :bowdown:
 
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