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turbo35

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May 8, 2001
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Seattle-ish, WA
I was visiting my brother around Christmas, his kid was asleep with the baby monitor while we were doing some shit I can't recall right now. We heard some fussing and as the kid wakes up, she clearly says "oh no" as if she could contemplate the existential dread that is human existence, and in that moment I knew she was family :love:
 

morrowalnut

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Oct 28, 2004
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I was visiting my brother around Christmas, his kid was asleep with the baby monitor while we were doing some shit I can't recall right now. We heard some fussing and as the kid wakes up, she clearly says "oh no" as if she could contemplate the existential dread that is human existence, and in that moment I knew she was family :love:
they grow up so fast these days.
 
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Rev. Johnny Vegas

Make Ministry synth pop again
Jun 13, 2001
102,810
I gotta go deliver my sample, but the instructions are weird as fuck. Like how the fuck am I supposed to take a plastic bottle from my house to the clinic at body temperature? Turn the car up to 98.6F and stick it in a cup holder next to a vent?

i guess just shove it in my crotch, speed all the way there, and have an amazingly awkward conversation with a cop if I get pulled over.... On second hand, that sounds like a great story so fuck it :bowdown:
Y u no have Yeti for home? @Chuck Finley probably has a Yeti he can loan you for your sample. :omg: :omg: :omg:
 
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I<3URANUS

I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
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Sep 17, 2002
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Dallas, TX
Is your bumpy as fuck on expansion joints/potholes/etc? My buddy's rides like a goddamn civic on coilovers compared to my bmw or toyota
Anything without the magnetic suspension is very bouncy but tbh, my Tesla did that too. It's a pretty common complaint on the forums.
 

Tiny Dancer

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May 6, 2016
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MIL is staying over tonight.
She’s questioning my ability to boil an egg.
“It’s sticky.”
I used the older eggs, one I just peeled was fine.
“Did you do it the Emeril way? That’s the correct way to boil eggs and the only way to do it. How did you cook them?”
I boiled the eggs.
Husband frantically distracting her with salt.

Mercy on me. I love the woman, but damn.
I’m in my 40s. Whole and complete grown up person. Treated like an idiot child.

:squint:
 

Newt

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Sep 11, 2003
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MIL is staying over tonight.
She’s questioning my ability to boil an egg.
“It’s sticky.”
I used the older eggs, one I just peeled was fine.
“Did you do it the Emeril way? That’s the correct way to boil eggs and the only way to do it. How did you cook them?”
I boiled the eggs.
Husband frantically distracting her with salt.

Mercy on me. I love the woman, but damn.
I’m in my 40s. Whole and complete grown up person. Treated like an idiot child.

:squint:
"So boil your own egg."

Problem solved.
 

Colleen

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Apr 3, 2002
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MIL is staying over tonight.
She’s questioning my ability to boil an egg.
“It’s sticky.”
I used the older eggs, one I just peeled was fine.
“Did you do it the Emeril way? That’s the correct way to boil eggs and the only way to do it. How did you cook them?”
I boiled the eggs.
Husband frantically distracting her with salt.

Mercy on me. I love the woman, but damn.
I’m in my 40s. Whole and complete grown up person. Treated like an idiot child.

:squint:
Sorry :hug:


She probably has zero idea what she's even doing to you too.
 

Colleen

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Apr 3, 2002
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i'm in france right now and we have been visiting boulageries and patisseries every day that look like this. everything is a bit smaller though, but so wonderful. somehow i've still lost weight this trip :rofl:
Yah these were tiny items too considering what you normally see with a true American bakery.

We're heading to Grandville island for some seafood tonight though 😍
 

frankelefritzsux

Good Fellowship Crew
Aug 5, 2001
89,783
Chattanooga, TN
Yah these were tiny items too considering what you normally see with a true American bakery.

We're heading to Grandville island for some seafood tonight though 😍
great minds think alike. bb and i are going to the local market in fontainebleau square tomorrow and getting some amazing fresh seafood to cook for dinner tomorrow night.

enjoy :)
 
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