BMW is the new Civic

Discussion in 'OT Driven' started by Technik, Apr 27, 2010.

  1. Technik

    Technik OT Supporter

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    Is it me or does it seem like when ricers graduate they buy BMW's?

    So far I've witnessed the following atrocities

    1) Someone vinyl carbon fibering their roof
    2) Aftermarket wheels with the complete wrong offset, looks like they are 2 inches inward
    3) Blacked out bullshit "Murdered out son"
    4) Carbon fiber hoods :ugh: really its a fucking BMW
    5) Dawg I cant wait for the new M5, with tuning from "Vishnu" :ugh::ugh: what kind of a fucking moron would "tune" an M5 or any car for tha matter by a guy named fucking Vishnu? Yea I bet he really knows more about engineering then BMW Motorsport. Fuck!
    6) Stickers? Fucking stickers, dont you ever put a sticker on a fucking German luxury car.
    7) Lowering. Now I get this on a stock 325, but why in the fuck would you lower an M3 or 335? You're just going to fuck up the precision that BMW spent millions developing.


    Now I am German car Fanatic, I used to own a 335, I've been to the factory in Munich, I used to follow WTCC before it sucked. To see these beutiful machines dismembered by idiots really annoys me.

    Here are some pictures for your enjoyment.


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    Murdered out dawg! Parking on traintracks :bowdown:
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  2. TMoNeE

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    Did you really just call a new m3 a civic?

    /yourself
     
  3. nuclear

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    I blame the Azns.
     
  4. nuclear

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    Did you really just learn to read?
     
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    CLOT brrrrdddootttt dot dot DOT OT Supporter

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  6. Technik

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    Oh and by the way faggots BMW now offers performance tuning parts from the factory with warrantee.
     
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    BMW sucks anyway
     
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    parents are rich bro
     
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    IslanderOffRoad Do you even lift kit?

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    All the riceboys are in their late 20's now and have jobs, so they buy nicer cars

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  11. Mud

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    pshhhhhhhh
     
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    jrmcm Actriz Porno

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    this should be good for several pages
     
  13. TMoNeE

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    Guy I work with just put a BMW performance exhaust on his 335i, keeps warranty
     
  14. MCohen

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    :bowrofl: @ vinyl CF on the roof
     
  15. Uncle Phil

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    ricers stay with jap garbage
     
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    Those are terrible..
     
  17. Technik

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    thomor25 I make money online....

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    I hop they aren't using dinoc for that roof its not an exterior vinyl
     
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  20. AlkyHauler

    AlkyHauler Platty crew 4 lyfe OT Supporter

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    this
     
  21. autox

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    killer jorts man
     
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    Hardly. They've graduated to fucking up nice cars.
     
  23. Technik

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    Nothing wrong with that at all, the BMW Performance factory parts are amazing.
     
  25. Technik

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    Awesome scene

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