So...I was walking to blockbuster down the street from my apartment. Some old fucking dickhead in an old ass Ford Aerostar minivan decides to make a right hand turn into a driveway as I walk walking across it on the sidewalk. WHAMO! Up onto the hood Chuck Norris style. I guess after he figured out that I was on the hood of his car he hit the brakes and I went rolling off. Instinct made me do a breakfall as I was coming down and now my fucking right hip, side and elbow hurt. Just got back from the hospital. The cops gave me a ride home. I think they're going to press charges against the driver for fleeing the scene because he went and parked his fucking van while I lay there dragging myself out of the driveway. Oh well. Takes more than an old man in a minivan to take me out.