So before saturday, I hadn't had sex in over a year I'm talking to this girl, she turns out to be 34 (doesn't look it) and I'm 23. Mid-convo: her: If you weren't so young I'd date you. me: Too young to date, but how about a one night stand? (If I wasn't drunk, I wouldn't never have had the balls to say it) her: You mean sex? me: Yeah, we should have sex. her: OK. We can go to my place. Make out in the street, fool around in the cab to her place, have crazy sex, she cries, I leave, come back an hour later, more crazy sex, anal sex, sleep, sex in the morning, run out of condoms, masturbate together, she makes breakfast, I leave to go watch football with my friends. No BS, I swear. I'm still trying to believe what happened. I've never had a one night stand I didn't regret later, but this one I'm proud of.