Can't wait to lather my b-hole up with this stuff

Dick Dale

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this gon' be good :nod:
 

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The peppermint? I switched to the citrus because if I showered before bed instead of in the morning, I couldn't get to sleep. That shit will wake you the hell up even if it doesn't get on your parts. But oh boy is the wake up even bigger if it does get on parts. Holy tingling moley.
Have you tried the lavender? It's my fav
 
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The peppermint? I switched to the citrus because if I showered before bed instead of in the morning, I couldn't get to sleep. That shit will wake you the hell up even if it doesn't get on your parts. But oh boy is the wake up even bigger if it does get on parts. Holy tingling moley.
I mean I couldn't imagine what getting it on a vagine would be like. I can't imagine it'd be that pleasant haha.

I haven't used it in about 5 years, so I've largely forgotten what I'm getting into :noes:
 

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Also be sure to dillute that stuff, it's pretty strong right out of the bottle, which is fine but wasteful.. 5:1 iirc for shampoo/body wash. Those little plastic squirt bottles work well for them.

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Also be sure to dillute that stuff, it's pretty strong right out of the bottle, which is fine but wasteful.. 5:1 iirc for shampoo/body wash. Those little plastic squirt bottles work well for them.

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do you still dilute with a loofah or facecloth
 
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real talk Ive been having bacne issues since i got [mostly] clean again, and I'm half hoping this stuff is the ticket :o

This soap dries my skin a bit. You might want to check out some scrubs and shit too.
Drying your skin might make that shit worse. But I have no idea what I’m talking about. Lol.
 
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I filled the bottle 1/5 full then the rest with water. I never used those tbh.

Now I just get the bar soap since it's easier and it's really all I use when showering.

Werd. I get those foaming pumps and put the spicy bronners soap and water in there. I don’t just use the soap alone.
 

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I did a dab earlier. Mixed some garlic breath and sundae driver. I’ve been meaning to turn the ps5 on for the last 15min. But I keep getting distracted.
 
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I dilute mine with distilled water and add almond/jojoba/castor oil in around 5% of the mix, one bottle usually lasts me a year.

I like to mix lavender and eucalyptus
 

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no for two reasons

I don't really care for the smell of lavender and for some reason I really have a hard time sleeping when I can smell it.

like real lavender or just that shitty weird soft flowery purfume lavender scent that shit stuff has. the real stuff is super fruity, also the dr bronners uses real almond oil in their almond soap so it smells like skittles
 
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like real lavender or just that shitty weird soft flowery purfume lavender scent that shit stuff has. the real stuff is super fruity, also the dr bronners uses real almond oil in their almond soap so it smells like skittles
when I had my breast reduction, the surgeon suggested rubbing the scars with lavender oil (mixed with another oil, I used almond)

for like a week of recovery, I couldn't sleep, which I really needed to

Didn't care for the smell, so stopped using it and was able to sleep. Occasionally I'll have a night were I can't and find that I've used hand soap somewhere with it. Now I check ingredients in shampoo and soap before buying.
 
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