CHAT THREAD: 2397 Is Marrying Her Netflix Account

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  1. MissKitty

    MissKitty If squats were easy they'd be called 'Your Mum' OT Supporter

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    I don't think he would have been the type to attract my eye had I not already had that history with him. But I'm definitely attracted to him. Saw him last night and learned some more information which might make all this a little tricky. Why the fuck can't life be easy :rofl:

    Oh, and I woke up with a hickie - High School is back baby :hs:
     
  2. Babylon

    Babylon Devil in the form of a whore OT Supporter

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  3. MissKitty

    MissKitty If squats were easy they'd be called 'Your Mum' OT Supporter

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    Care to elaborate on that?
     
  4. Babylon

    Babylon Devil in the form of a whore OT Supporter

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    Do you actually want me to?
     
  5. MissKitty

    MissKitty If squats were easy they'd be called 'Your Mum' OT Supporter

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    Of course. I'm not here because I like the 'sound' of my own voice
     
  6. Babylon

    Babylon Devil in the form of a whore OT Supporter

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    I don't have it in me anymore.

    I hope it all works out for you, MK.
     
  7. MissKitty

    MissKitty If squats were easy they'd be called 'Your Mum' OT Supporter

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    When do you want to make the decision about moving or not?
    How has she gotten two years without her parents knowing?
     
  8. MissKitty

    MissKitty If squats were easy they'd be called 'Your Mum' OT Supporter

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    Thanks, I think. Still interested in the JFC comment....
     
  9. Babylon

    Babylon Devil in the form of a whore OT Supporter

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    Miss u nish
     
  10. lawngn0me

    lawngn0me In every wish and dream and happy home, you will f

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  11. Babylon

    Babylon Devil in the form of a whore OT Supporter

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    lol he did come in clutch that time
     
  12. Babylon

    Babylon Devil in the form of a whore OT Supporter

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    Legitimately have contemplated moving to London for easier access to limited shoes :mamoru:
     
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    Babylon Devil in the form of a whore OT Supporter

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  14. MissKitty

    MissKitty If squats were easy they'd be called 'Your Mum' OT Supporter

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    I really can't catch a break. It's so off the charts this time it's not funny.

    Fooled around a few times and still haven't had sex. However I updated his memory of me giving a shitty head job to him applauding my work, so I'm happy about that. But regards to other stuff, I've found a guy with a medical issue who can't have the sex I like, if at all, because I want to get sex - because I'm married to a guy who has a medical condition who can't have sax the way I like. ugh

    But at least I updated the memory. He said he wanted to change my memory, but we need to actually have sex for that

    :hs:
     
  15. MissKitty

    MissKitty If squats were easy they'd be called 'Your Mum' OT Supporter

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    Pics??
     
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    lol.... I'm glad you came to your senses, but sorry you wasted the cash. :)
    CHAT THREAD v. 2
     
  17. MissKitty

    MissKitty If squats were easy they'd be called 'Your Mum' OT Supporter

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  18. MissKitty

    MissKitty If squats were easy they'd be called 'Your Mum' OT Supporter

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    Completely different conditions.
    And I have no desire to work through my exes. Haha. I just came across him on tinder and thought why not. Didn't think we'd actually match or hook up
     
  19. Paintballer

    Paintballer Choo Choooo....

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    Exactly what kind of sax do you prefer that they aren't able to give you?
     
  20. MissKitty

    MissKitty If squats were easy they'd be called 'Your Mum' OT Supporter

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    I see what you did there.

    :dunno: I dunno, I just seem to struggle finding someone who can last the distance.
     
  21. antihero

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    That sucks. The way you were talking about it I thought you needed something considerably more exotic. How long are you needing?
     
  22. MissKitty

    MissKitty If squats were easy they'd be called 'Your Mum' OT Supporter

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    I've had one guy get me there in under 5 mins.
    Other guys don't seem to get me there that quick and then hey get annoyed and usually start on 'goal mode' instead of 'fun mode'. I honestly don't think I'm difficult in bed, but I'm starting to believe I am.
     
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    Do you know what works or you just mysteriously finish in 5 sometimes and sometimes half an hour isn't enough? Are you telling them what they need to be doing? Trust me, they aren't happy about having to go to goal mode either. I'm going to be in fun mode tonight, and spending the weekend with goal mode. :hs:
     
  24. MissKitty

    MissKitty If squats were easy they'd be called 'Your Mum' OT Supporter

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    I know what works for me, and sometimes it's just a matter of the person can't rely on what another person can :dunno:
    But I'm very vocal and I'll happily let people know what works and what doesn't politely and respectfully. And I'm very understanding when it comes to sometimes it just doesn't work and it's not my night.
    But sometimes I'd like the effort and the poor guys get so exhausted :rofl:
     
  25. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Holy shit I hate this new layout.

    Oh yeah, :wavey: hi guys
     
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