Discussion in 'Vaginarium' started by 2397, Mar 5, 2015.
so you guys might not remember, but a while ago (2-3 years?) I ordered some 'funny t-shirts' I thought were cool from a US site, and you guys thought they were pretty geeky and gave me the treatment
well that's one point to you guys because as soon as I got them I saw what you meant and I don't think I've ever worn one of them once :redface: (except for the piano/skyscraper one which I still think is neat and wear regularly)
I really can't catch a break. It's so off the charts this time it's not funny.
Fooled around a few times and still haven't had sex. However I updated his memory of me giving a shitty head job to him applauding my work, so I'm happy about that. But regards to other stuff, I've found a guy with a medical issue who can't have the sex I like, if at all, because I want to get sex - because I'm married to a guy who has a medical condition who can't have sax the way I like. ugh
But at least I updated the memory. He said he wanted to change my memory, but we need to actually have sex for that
lol.... I'm glad you came to your senses, but sorry you wasted the cash.
CHAT THREAD v. 2
yeah I think I equated 'i find this picture funny' with 'i want to walk around wearing this'. i later realised the two aren't the same
pics are in antihero's link..this is the one i still wear https://www.threadless.com/product/...&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=ImpactRadius
wow. that's very unlucky. do they both have the same type of medical condition? looks like you'll have to go through your other exes..
My husband wears way worse T-shirts to work. He wears nerd shirts and 'your meme is not funny shirts.
Completely different conditions.
And I have no desire to work through my exes. Haha. I just came across him on tinder and thought why not. Didn't think we'd actually match or hook up
Exactly what kind of sax do you prefer that they aren't able to give you?
I see what you did there.
I dunno, I just seem to struggle finding someone who can last the distance.
That sucks. The way you were talking about it I thought you needed something considerably more exotic. How long are you needing?
I've had one guy get me there in under 5 mins.
Other guys don't seem to get me there that quick and then hey get annoyed and usually start on 'goal mode' instead of 'fun mode'. I honestly don't think I'm difficult in bed, but I'm starting to believe I am.
Do you know what works or you just mysteriously finish in 5 sometimes and sometimes half an hour isn't enough? Are you telling them what they need to be doing? Trust me, they aren't happy about having to go to goal mode either. I'm going to be in fun mode tonight, and spending the weekend with goal mode.
I know what works for me, and sometimes it's just a matter of the person can't rely on what another person can
But I'm very vocal and I'll happily let people know what works and what doesn't politely and respectfully. And I'm very understanding when it comes to sometimes it just doesn't work and it's not my night.
But sometimes I'd like the effort and the poor guys get so exhausted
Holy shit I hate this new layout.
Oh yeah, hi guys
WTF happened to the layout??
Also, hi kids!
Babs, I miss you and Nish, married life is awesome and feels the same as when we weren't yet married.
Wait, so did Vag, FS, Asylum and the tattoo forum that I forget the name of all merge?
Jesus H. What the actual fuck happened here?
damn you've been gone a while, welcome back
Just saw that. What on earth?? That sucks man
Uhhhh, it also appears that it is public now as well... I didn't have to log in to see any of your posts or everything here.....
Damn it can't even mention fazle