christmas in the feels

Brad Fellowship

There's no off position on the genious switch.
Apr 19, 2011
42,586
1. Set the alarm for 7:30. 6:30 is madness.

2. He has a better back than I do.

3. Tell his daughter to buy a shorter tree.

4. Buy her a video game.

Why would old people need an alarm to wake up that early?
 

ashzero

Big Iron
Mar 16, 2000
77,226
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