FOOD Chunky or Smooth Peanut Butter? POLE

Do you prefer Chunky/Crunchy Peanut Butter, or Smooth Peanut Butter?

  • Chunky/Crunchy

  • Smooth


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spagina

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Sep 2, 2003
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el bicho raro
Chunky peanut butter kept me out of the Vietnam war. My draft number was 4. I graduated HS on a Thursday, I got my report for physical letter on Friday for a Monday report. I reported to the YMCA on Monday and shoved a scoop of chunky into my shorts and asscrack. When we were stripping down for the physical, the Sargent noticed the brown stain and pile in my shorts.
He said. "did you shit yourself?" No, I answered. " Then what is all that brown shit all over your ass?" he asked. I reached around, grabbed a finger full, and stuck it into my mouth. "I don't know, sarge, but it tastes like crunchy peanut butter". Dismissed.
 

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