FOOD Chunky or Smooth Peanut Butter? POLE

[Joe_Cool]

If you eat crunchy PB you are a savage that belongs in a cave.

fight me irl

 

[Joe_Cool]

TIL peanut butter is divisive. Chunky vs smooth is a situational thing to me.

btfo if you put ketchup on hot dogs though.

Ketchup down one side, mustard down the other, relish in the middle. I'll go to war over this one, jack.

 

[wiredout46]

Ketchup down one side, mustard down the other, relish in the middle. I'll go to war over this one, jack.

saurkraut?

 

[LancerV]

saurkraut?

 

[wiredout46]

oh u son of a b

 

[CygnusX1]

Ketchup down one side, mustard down the other, relish in the middle. I'll go to war over this one, jack.

National Hot Dog and Sausage Council has this to say officially.

http://www.hot-dog.org/culture/hot-dog-etiquette

Don't...
Use ketchup on your hot dog after the age of 18.Mustard, relish, onions, cheese and chili are acceptable.

Are you going to argue with scientists and experts in the field?

 

[Ḥḛẏ Ṫḥḙṙḗ]

Smooth. Why have all this fancy machinery for processing peanuts, and only get it half way there?

 

[wiredout46]

@Ray Wonder suicide watch as chunky pulls ahead

 

[Joe_Cool]

National Hot Dog and Sausage Council has this to say officially.

http://www.hot-dog.org/culture/hot-dog-etiquette


Are you going to argue with scientists and experts in the field?

Who are you talking to? I'm Joe_Cool, bitch. Arguing with experts in the field is WHAT I DO.

 

[Joe_Cool]

Onions on a hot dog?

That "expert" report is #fakenews

 

[CygnusX1]

Onions on a hot dog?

That "expert" report is #fakenews

communist

 

[wiredout46]

Who are you talking to? I'm Joe_Cool, bitch. Arguing with experts in the field is WHAT I DO.

you're certainly no @Jason

 

[Joe_Cool]

you're certainly no @Jason

@Jason is an expert in every field, and I argued with him constantly.

 

[wiredout46]

Let me tell you a story.

There was this one time where my teacher asked us to raise our hands when she announced the correct answer to a confusing math problem. Out of four answers, the only one nobody chose was the answer that I chose. The only person that was correct was me. That was a very valuable lesson to me, throughout my life. From that day on, I would question authority and general opinion when I saw something that I didn't agree with. If there's one thing that I'm absolutely sure of, it's has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Smooth.

not gonna lie, i started reading your post in what i imagine is this guy's voice:

 

[wiredout46]

Dassit mayne you're getting fucked up ASAP

hope you like KFC cuz you about to catch this 2 pc combo

 

[IWRXIT]

I can see why the OT experience has diminished.

 

[Hops]

i dunno do you like your bread torn to shreds or not?

How aggressively are you spreading this stuff?

 

[Firewall97]

How aggressively are you spreading this stuff?

I gotta have toast if i use chunky peanut butter

 

[Firewall97]

Onions on a hot dog?

That "expert" report is #fakenews

ban

 

[TucsonTerror]

Years back there was a cubed vs crushed ice poll that was 50/50 for days. Was pretty epic

How is this even a question. Cubes are the only way to go unless you're mixing up a smoothie.

 

[Janson]

How is this even a question. Cubes are the only way to go unless you're mixing up a smoothie.

Cubed brothers for life.

 

[jim carry]

i don't know why smooth peanut butter even exists

 

[LancerV]

i don't know why smooth peanut butter even exists

It’s good for baking

 

[borazhasleftthebuilding]

Crunchy Reese's cups>*

 

[DigiCrime]

5-yr-old me: "I'm gonna be rich when I grow up!"

40-yr-old me: *uses the bread heel to wipe the last of the peanut butter out of the jar*