50 degrees and the North Face down jackets coming out here in SoCal! You people don't know COLD. Park bench on Flattop in the Chugach Mountains. Christmas: Tougher in Alaska Post in-law decorations Cold is ice on your eyelashes, motherfuckers. And that is how I'm able to walk around in shorts in Thousand Oaks for Christmas. Although, Maker's Mark and ginger is helping, both with in-laws and gun laws. Motherfuckers. My carry gun is freezing in the Great White North without me. Ironically, so is my carry knife.