To make things a little more fun, I've decided to start a little column called, "Confessions of a geek: A heartbreaking tale of torrential mediocrity". Some of it may be true, but mostly it won't be (read: none). It'll be an objective (well sometimes) look at the lives (well mostly just mine and those people I know) of us geeks through a compelling prose that'll look into the daily geekdom that is our lives... Ok, nobody's life, but it'll be a good show anyway. Give me a nay or yay on if you like it or not. And so it begins: August 24, 2006, Day 1: I was walking home from school today with D34th W4lker and 3V1L 1 when I saw a poster for a comic book store opening up. I was like, SIIIIIIICK!!!! D34th W4lker and 3V1L 1 were all like, "Anime is soooo much better." I mean I guess they're right because like we were watching this Anime yesterday and the chick just had HUGE boobs. It was awesome, Anime is so much better. But it got me thinking, maybe I should give the shop a look anyway, maybe they'll have some good anime like DBZ not that crap like Cowboy Bebop. Gay. I went home and asked my mom for money, she said something about me being gay enough. I called her stupid (under my breath, because the woman gets angry when I call her names) then she told me to clean my room. God it was the worst day of my life. Stupid parents they just don't understand me at all. On the plus side my totally badass Naruto headband came in. I'm gonna wear it tomorrow at school. My dad says that I have to play football, but he's always trying to bring me down. God it sucks. Well I'm gonna go eat and download some anime. Probably Avatar or something. Good night, Diary. I'm going to talk to my internet girlfriend from Taiwan before I go to bed though. She always makes me feel better. Still curious, Tommy "Kidori" McJohnsonsmith.