Here it is (finally) !! My wife and I happen to have a variety of adult material (mostly toys) that are unused or sanitized (only one item has actually been used (and it's been sterilized)) that she has no interest in using. Being that this forums participation has been waning for some time, I've been working on trying to think of a way to pick it up a smidge. I had tossed around some ideas for a while and although they were good, I wasn't sure how well they'd work out. Some time later, I had an idea for a scavenger hunt. Here's what's planned for the contest. (click to enlarge). The idea I have is to break these up into (hopefully) 3 groups, the top 3 winners pick one from each group until it's gone, that way not one person can just monopolize the good stuff and people (more or less) still get what they want. #1 - Hitachi Magic Wand and Vixen "Off with your head!" attachment #2 - Nexus Titus - Ribbed Male G-Spot Massager with attached roller ball #3 - Aneros Peridise - unisex anal toy #4 - Nexus G-Pod - Hitachi Magic Wand attachment #5 - Nexus Tri-Pod - Hitachi Magic Wand attachment #6 - The Adventurous Couple's Guide to Sex Toys by Violet Blue, 142 pages. New condition. #7 - O'My BettyJo Sidekick. Basically a bullet with rabbit attachment #8 - Lelo Homme - Bob Pleasure Object -- Mens prostate toy, non-soft high quality silicone #9 - Playboy Brunettes book #10 - Homeopathic Male Prolong Formula. Chemical free, Paraben free, water based. 4 fl oz "To temporarily stimulate regulation of seminal emissions & diminsh hyper-sensitivity". *NOT* a personal lubricant. #11 - Disc blindfold, faux fur fleece lining on the hard leather discs. Leather strap, adjustable strap. #12 - Natural Contours G-Plus attachment for a Magic Wand (or knockoff). New in packaging. #13 - Lelo - Ella Pleasure object -- non-soft high quality silicone dildo #14 - Vixen Creations Nexus. 100% firm silicone, double ended dildo. This doesn't *require* a harness, though if you're really looking to go at it, you'll likely need one. New in packaging. Curved (smaller) end: 4 7/8" long x 1 5/16" diameter. Larger end (straight): 6" insertable x 1.5" diameter. #15 - Fun Factory Magnum dildo. Made of medical grade silicone (flexible, but very firm). This is the only item that has been previously used (twice), but has been sterilized. #16 (2) - Sportsheets neoprene handcuffs. Velcro closure is used to close the cuffs. Metal Handcuffs, no keys available but they're unnecessary as a slide release is built in. Two sets of these given away separately. #17 - California Exotic Novelties Prostate Massager. Multispeed vibration, req 2 AAA's (not included). New, but not in original packaging. #18 - Inch Perfect vibrator. 6", adjustable speed. Req. 2 AA's (not included). New in packaging. #19 - Onyx Dildo. Never used, very hard, rather heavy. #20 - California Exotic Novelties Love Pacifier Anal Plug. 100% silicone, new in packaging (packaging not shown) 4.5" total length (including handle), 1.5" at widest point on plug. Phthalate free. #21 - Large collar with 5 rings attached. Recommended for a plus side person. I'm a male, 5' 10" ~143lb with a ~15 collar and I can fit two fingers between the collar and my neck. #22 - Wet Naturals Sensual Strawberry *water* based personal lubricant. Glycerin free, Paraben free, 3.3 fl oz and Wet Naturals Silky Supreme *silicone* based personal lubricant. Glycerin free, Paraben free, 3.3 fl oz #23 - Emerita Embody massage oil, almond and jojoba oil based -- *NOT* personal lubricant. 2 fl oz ea #24 - Libido Films -- Thank You, Mistress - A Dungeon Love Story 2001 (Opened, but in new condition) and Ultimate Pictures -- Dinner Party 2 - The Buffet 1996 #25 - California Exotic Novelties Intimate Diver Purple Porpoise. Soft Silicone, 3-speed, waterproof, pushbutton control. Phthalate free. Req. 2 AAA's (not included). New in packaging (packaging not shown) #26 - Not sure, but we believe it's a Vibratex. Multiple speeds, vibration patterns. Push button operation. Batteries included (not sure what kind, still in sealed package). The rules: If you have questions, ask first. I reserve the right to clarify the rules and items as necessary. Any risks associated with taking part in this contest (legal, physical danger, etc) is the sole responsibility of the contest entrants. Off Topic nor I am responsible for your actions or their consequences. This thread must follow forum rules. If you're not 18, you shouldn't be in this forum... thus, you shouldn't be in this contest. Your partner must also be 18 years old or older. The contest will end: June 14th at 5pm CST. If your post is dated after this, it doesn't count. The pictures have to be your own, not something found on the internet (unless otherwise noted). Each item is worth 1pt unless otherwise noted. All pictures require a small notecard with your screenname (or a teamname if you'd like to do this anonymously) and SH09-### where ### is the item number you're doing. If you don't have these two written down, it doesn't count. Honestly, it doesn't matter if it's a notecard, piece of paper or marker written on your body.... so long as I can read the team and item number, that's all I really care about. It *DOES* need to be taken in the picture... editing it in later with a photo editor is not allowed. You can have up to two people on a team, but you cannot switch out team members. For instance, I cannot add my wife to the team, then later remove her and grab a friend to help me. The exception is the photographer, who does not count toward the team but cannot participate in the photo / video. If you choose to do items requiring more than one person, it needs to be the same person in each picture / video. The point of this is to allow for couples to do this together, rather than compete against each other. Having said that, being on a team is not necessary, neither is having a 3rd party photographer. If you are on a team, your teammate does *not* need to be your gf / wife / etc. as described above.. I was using the wife as a teammate for an example. Pictures can show either person on the team. Your face / distinguishing features do not need to be shown. This may be an issue for some pictures (such as #72). Keep the original pictures in case there are any question of identity (originals will under no circumstances be shown to the public). If you'd like to post anonymously, PM me for an e-mail address or other trusted member of the forum (such as our mod hopeleslylonely or Bubba Atlantis) and see if they can help you out. Picture hosting is up to you... I suggest http://www.aww-kittah-aww.com/up If this is an issue, contact me and we'll work something out. If you choose a poor host (such as photobucket, etc) and the picture is deleted, it doesn't count. Pictures / video's must be up until after the winners have been declared. I will be the sole judge of whether a picture meets the requirements for the contest. The list is pretty clear on what's required but if you have questions, ask. You cannot share team members to complete items. Example: if a wife is competing on her own she cannot help her husband and his girlfriend (who are both on a separate team) complete items and vice versa. A lot of the items are honor system... be honest. We're trusting that you're an adult... act like one. Pictures must be clear. We're not looking for professional photography here, but we do need to be able to tell what's going on. General Items: Just post the answer in normal text format (or contact me if posting anonymously). There's no right or wrong answer here... go by the spirit of what's asked and you should be fine. If you could only have vaginal sex or anal sex for the rest of your life, what would it be? Your favorite place to have sex? Most unusual place you've ever had sex? Most recent place you've had sex? Describe your most memorable sexual experience. Describe your favorite fantasy. Post an erotic haiku you've written. (yes, it needs to follow the rules of writing a haiku) Post an erotic short story you've written (ie. 3-4 paragraphs). Picture / Video Items Picture of a box of condoms, Vaseline and a cucumber on the NON-SELF CHECKOUT conveyor belt at a grocery store (ONLY these items, you can't buy anything else). Extra points for a picture of the receipt, showing you bought them. Show your toy collection; 1 pt for each toy, 3 max. Picture of your most "extreme" toy. Picture of you naked outside. Picture of you in underwear of the opposite sex. Picture of you naked in a car on the highway. Picture of yourself with lash/whip/cane marks. Picture of you wearing a dog/cat collar in a pet store. Picture of you wearing a role playing costume in public (not just outside). Find the most erotic (non-vanilla) book in your public library and take a picture (showing the library markings on the book and the shelf where it came from). Post the hottest picture you own (of you or of someone else - ANYONE else). Picture of you wearing an outfit made from electrical tape. Picture of you out in public (not just outside) with "slut" written across your forehead (NOT covered up with hat/hair/anything else.) Receipt over $25 from sex store (ex. Lover's Lane). Prove you've posted your picture in the "Post Your Pic" thread (post a link to the post with the picture). Prove you've posted your picture in the "Private Parts" thread before (post a link to the post with the picture). Picture of yourself kissing someone of the same sex (if you're straight) or of the opposite sex (if you're gay) on the lips. If you're bisexual, go in the opposite direction you lean more heavily towards. Picture of a sex toy you own that weighs more than 1 pound (on the scale for proof). Post a sex toy you'd buy if you had an unlimited budget (can be a picture / link from the internet). Post a picture of yourself in a garter belt and stockings. Post a picture of yourself (male) or your partner (male) wearing an "animal thong" (ex: http://www.abcunderwear.com/elephant-thongs.html). Post a picture of your bed with restraints attached. Picture of you posing in your favorite sexual position. Extra point if your partner is in position with you. Picture of you eating flavored lube (action shot). (Unflavored is not a flavor...) Bonus point for video. Picture of the biggest toy you've ever inserted into yourself. Extra points for an action shot. Picture of unconventional bondage (not using scarf, rope, neckties, handcuffs, belts, etc.). Examples of things that apply: duct tape, zip ties, plastic wrap. Be creative. Picture of a functional gag you've made yourself. Extra points for wearing it. Has to be an actual gag you've made, not just a piece of tape over your mouth or another "found object"/premade type gag. Picture of a picture shaved/waxed into your pubic hair. Picture of you in an outfit made entirely of liquid latex. Picture of yourself in a corset (no top other than the corset). Picture of you as a human sundae. Picture of you with play piercing(s). Picture of your piercings from the neck down (no belly button). Picture of you with clothes on, clothes off and underwear on and then naked (same position). Picture(s) of your homemade BDSM items (gags, spreader bars, etc.). 1 point for each up to 3. Picture of you in a dog cage. Picture of you skinny dipping (pool, lake, ocean, whatever...as long as it's outside). Picture of your naughty bits turned into a funny face (using stick-on googley eyes, yarn, paint, anything you want). Find 5 different flavors of condoms. Find 2 colors of condoms (glow in the dark counts as a color, neither does traditional clear doesn't). Extra pt for pictures of you wearing one of them. Find different flavors of lubes (unflavored is not a flavor). 1 point each, up to 5. Find a pair of high heels with 6" or taller heels. Find a sex toy shaped like a fruit or vegetable that isn't an actual fruit/vegetable. Post a picture of your favorite sexual game (ex. sex dice, etc.) Tell us what your porn star name would be. Has to be unique (can't be one that someone else has already posted.) Put a banana and 2 oranges down your pants (crotch area) and go out in public. Take a picture and post it. Post a picture of yourself in pony gear. Post your best pickup line (can't be one that's already been posted.) Find a sex toy that's 2.5 - 3" in diameter (not circumference). Picture of you in a rope harness (no clothes). Video of you cinching down a tightlacing corset (no top other than the corset). Pictures of you (men are allowed, too) wearing pasties with tassles. Bonus points for Video of you wearing them and getting them swinging in circles going OPPOSITE directions without using your hands. Picture of you tied to a tree in your underwear, extra point if your underwear are camo print (bikini is acceptable) Picture of you tied to a tree naked. Picture of you in thigh high boots. Video of you giving someone a lap dance. Video of you pole dancing. Find a vegetable in the grocery store that looks sexual. Think of a unique (hasn't been posted in this thread) punishment for a slave that hasn't performed a request. (yes, I know it depends on what wasn't done... be intelligent and reasonable). Picture of a skirt 5-6" in total length. Picture of you wearing a skirt 5-6" in total length (just the skirt, w/ or w/o underwear) A sex toy that weighs one ounce or less (on a scale for proof) Flash a part of your body in public (the body part should be one that would otherwise be indecent to expose in public) Picture of you outside wearing only one piece of clothing. Clothing cannot cover more than 50% of your body (hips are dividing line) Picture of you attaching alligator clips to your bare nipples Picture of at least 3 clothespins attached to your genitals. Picture of you in a dressing room wearing something outside your comfort zone (something you wouldn't normally wear in public) Picture of you giving / receiving oral sex in a dressing room Picture of you having intercourse in a dressing room Picture of you tied to your bed spread eagle in at least your underwear (or less) I'm sure there'll be questions / issues that come up; I'll handle them as best as I can.