My wife works part-time for a company that sells sex toys and gets sent toys to examine (and keep) as part of her job. Some of the toys she gets she has no interest in, and thus, have never even been removed from the package. She also has some things in her collection that she's gotten from various other places and never got around to using for one reason or another and need loving homes. Rather than throw them out or try to sell them on ebay, we're holding a small contest here. Listed below is the stuff she has, post here with what you want and a short story of what you'll do with it; nothing huge, but be creative. If you're the only one that asks for that particular toy, I suppose you'll have an easy time winning; otherwise, we'll judge the stories. The massage oil and lube (last 2 pics) will be sent off randomly to contestants. We'd prefer if you paid shipping (~$5), but if that's a problem, I'm sure we can work something out. Item #1: Fun Factory Magnum silicone dildo. This is the one and only toy here that has been used. It's made from medical grade silicone and has been sterilized by boiling and it's completely safe to use, but be aware that it has been used a grand total of once. Item #2 - Venus Bumble Bee wearable strap on/vibe. One size fits most adjustable straps, vibrators in the shaft and "body" of the butterfly. Operated by the corded remote. Item #3 - EZ Bend Gems nubby vibrator. Has a bendable spine covered in pink glitter jelly with nubs all over it. Item #4 - Plus Size Fetish Fantasy dildo/harness and nylon blindfold set. This is a plus size harness. It will fit up to a 48" waist. I'm not sure how small it will go, but if you wear plus size clothing and your waist is as small or smaller than the maximum measurement it should fit just fine. The harness is leather, the dildo is jelly. The outer bag surrounding the harness and dildo is open because my wife had to take the harness out to do some measurements, but the wrapping on the dildo is completely intact and neither has been used. Item #5 - "Inch Perfect" missile vibe. Basically, your standard plastic missile style vibe with measurement marks down the length. Item #6 - The Adventurous Couple's Guide to Sex Toys book by Violet Blue. Item #7 - Two-sided leather slapper with "Ouch" cut out on one side and "Love" on the other. Item #8 - Basic metal handcuffs. There are 2 pairs of these. The winner will receive both. Item #9 - Leather pyramid-studded bra/chest harness/collar. This one will only fit someone with a small frame. The collar measures either 12 3/4" or 15". The cups would best fit an A or B cup, maybe a small C. The chest measures 29 1/2" to 33". The collar snaps, the chest has a buckle. Item #10 - Leather disc blindfold lined with faux fur. Will fit heads sized 21 1/2" - 27 1/2". Item #11 - Multi-ring collar. This is a big collar and would probably fit a man best, but go by the measurements: 15-19". Item #12 - Heavy onyx dildo. Functional or decorative, your choice. 4.75" insertable length, 1.33" diameter. This one is heavy so the shipping will be slightly higher to compensate. Item #13 - Silicone Arouser wearable vibe. Elastic straps, hard plastic with a silicone cover. Basically a clitoral vibe with a little insertable nub. Works with the included remote or without it. Item #14 - 2 pairs Sportsheets soft, stretchy, velcro cuffs. 6 3/4" - 10 3/4" adjustable. Random winnings - These will be handed out randomly to contestants (you don't have to win to get these). There will be three winners. 1 will receive the three packets of lube, 2 will each receive 2 small bottles of Emerita massage oil. 3 packages of Sliquid lube. 2 sachets Sliquid H2O (plain, water-based, glycerin-free), 1 sachet Sliquid Swirl Green Apple Tart (flavored, water-based, glycerin-free). Small (4 oz, I believe) Emerita massage oil. Nothing fancy, but it's paraben-free and the company makes an excellent product (my wife is allergic to almond oil and it's a main component in this so they have to go). Pick the (one) item you want and tell us what you'd do with it if you got it. Be creative, but you don't need to write us a novel. Good luck!