Discussion in 'Lifestyle' started by XPX, Jan 23, 2007.
You all start, I'm brand new and still in the break-in process
Informal meant wearing a casual busniess party and I came in jeans and a not so nice t-shirt from www.suckbangblow.com
I did a burnout in the bank parking lot with a car we had just repoed and the bank president had just pulled into the parking lot. He asked me WTF are you doing? I told him the gas pedal got stuck. He went....
I thought this was sex related
I've done many stupid things in my short life, I've talked crap about my last boss to his gf (I didn't know), I wore my cap backwards, I threw my cell phone towards a wall because I was mad, I hit my dad's exwife with a closed fist, I threatened some drug addict with a rusty knife (I had the intention of stabbing him, that was close), I yelled obsenities when I was out with my friends in the car just to find that the guy we were yelling at lived in my building ....
Skate + wet marble floor = broken arm and leg: dumbass
Baby oil + sun = serious sunburn: dumbass
Not deleting txt msgs: dumbass
Thinking not everyone here speaks english: dumbass
Should I continue?
I go after str8 guys. And get them. But then complain about the emotional roller coaster that I basically ASKED to get on.
getting something i thought was body oil, turned out to be flavored lube...
i remember that, and we got it home and you were like "...wtf?"
When I was younger, I nearly posioned myself with chewing gum (long story....)
I once got some 'warming' lube on accident... To this day, I believe that it was created as a means of torture.
I agreed to meet up with a guy that was a freshmen in high school, when I was a freshman in college