...was funny this past Sunday. Too much funniness. Guard: Where do you two live? Me: Texas My wife (simultaniously): Arizona. Pause. Me: You do not live in Arizona. We live in Texas. Guard: Wife: I live in Arizona right now. Me: My mom had surgery a few weeks ago and my wife is in Arizona taking care of her. Guard: How long are you staying in Canada? Wife: 10 days. Guard: Do you carry any weapons? Me: Not right now... Guard: What do you carry? Me: 1911 or Hi-Power; my wife has an XD. Guard: You have a concealed permit or something? Me: Yah. Wife: I'm still waiting for mine to come in the mail. I dunno why the hell it's taking so long. Guard: What do you do? Me: (Wearing a USAF shirt) I'm in the Air Force. Guard: Oh. Wife: Do you guys have something like a CHL up here in Canada? Guard: No, definately not. Me: Maybe some day you guys will get it together. Guard: No, that's not how we roll.