Cute Persian girl with a dirty mind. (NOT NWS) She's got a boyfriend, still in college, hours away. They almost never see each other. I've been talking her up a bit, just for the hell of it, 'cause you never know, maybe she's holding onto her boyfriend just to avoid being single. So the conversation wanders in the direction of creative literature, and I send her some stuff I wrote back in college, and I swear to god she thinks everything I wrote is about going down on a girl. What the fuck? Interests: Oral sex and heavy metal. Man oh man.