CREW Dallas crew 2021: Half our pro sports teams suck, the other two are decent but not top tier

Rev. Johnny Vegas

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We also have a Hoshizaki Ice Machine which is God Tier.
This sounds exactly like what a college junior HR intern would tell us as “motivation” to return to the office.

“OMG, we’re getting everyone new desk chairs, in a choice of electric blue, mesa purple, or sea grey. And, you guys will love the new ice machine in the break room. It makes totally game changing ice cubes!”
 
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This sounds exactly like what a college junior HR intern would tell us as “motivation” to return to the office.

“OMG, we’re getting everyone new desk chairs, in a choice of electric blue, mesa purple, or sea grey. And, you guys will love the new ice machine in the break room. It makes totally game changing ice cubes!”
But is there a foosball table in the break area?
 

ʎǝʞsoɹƆɔW

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Yes, except Gene, the weird anti-social lab guy, keeps stealing the balls and nobody wants to bother to get them back.
Fuck gene


Seriously though…we had a crew that played pinball so often they had to create a service now category to request repairs


Then they submitted tickets so often they left a nice note asking someone else to submit a repair ticket. Guess it looks bad if you have a long history of breaking the pinball machine

So I did, attached a photo of the note and a photo of some random meeting notes indicating the handwriting was different. Also noted the user is urgently needing this repair based on the level of desperation
 

Boudreaux

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This sounds exactly like what a college junior HR intern would tell us as “motivation” to return to the office.

“OMG, we’re getting everyone new desk chairs, in a choice of electric blue, mesa purple, or sea grey. And, you guys will love the new ice machine in the break room. It makes totally game changing ice cubes!”
It was in the office when we moved in. Leftover from previous tenant.

But for real though, they're amazing.
 

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Took the break to go get kiddo. Sun came out a little bit!

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