Dear Faz, I PM’ed you but you still aint calling

snafu72

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maYhIK7IWfk

[Intro - Rihanna:]
Just gonna stand there and watch me load
But that's alright because you said your upgrading tonight

Just gonna stand there and hear me press F5
But that's alright because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

[Verse - Eminem:]
I can't tell you what it really is
I can only tell you what it feels like
And right now it's a 56k modem in my pci slot
I can't load but I still post while I can post
As long as the wrong feels right it's like I'm in flight
High off jailbate, watching porn of DV8
It's like I'm huffing paint and I love it the more I suffer, I suffocate
And right before I'm about to request a ban, he resuscitates OT
He fucking hates me and I love it.
Wait! Where you going?
"I'm leaving you!"
No you ain't. Come back we're be right back.
Were upgrading again
It's so insane cause when it's going good, it's going great
Hes like Ariez with a windows phone in his hand , he's Bill Gates
But when it's bad it's awful, I feel so ashamed I subscribed
Who's that dude?
"I don't even know his username."
I joined XERQ, I'll never stoop so low again
I guess I don't know my own strength

(Rhianna Chorus)
Just gonna stand there and watch me load
But that's alright because you said your upgrading tonight
Just gonna stand there and hear me press F5
But that's alright because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie​

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I don't know why but I can't stop :rofl::rofl::rofl:
 

havelegs

Active Member
May 16, 2009
4,495
Austin TX
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:rofl:
 
TS
TS
Narc

Narc

Stuck in the #CroneZone
OT Supporter
Aug 10, 2005
65,627
He may have posted it earlier but mine are all original :o


I'll battle him right now.

It is hard to find words to change every line and keep the songs pace and rhythm :hs:

So i have to just repeat the original sometimes :hsd:
 

s1cko

Well-Known Member
Feb 13, 2007
10,088
A snowy place in the north
Dear OT, I meant to message you sooner but I just been busy
All these upgrades, I mean DDOS'ers wouldn't even let me post a sticky
Look, I'm really flattered you wouldn't go to xerq like that
Would you like to see my flying carpet, or maybe my turban cap?
I'm sorry I didn't see all your posts, I musta missed you
Don't think I don't contribute anymore, that's not an issue
But what's this shit about sensuality probably cuts her wrists too?
You'll never look like nigri girl come on, how fucked up is you?
You got some issues vlad, I think you need some counseling
Or maybe we all just need you to shut the fuck up and calm down some
And what's this shit about tomash and property meant to be together?
That type of shit makes me not want to eat my supper
I really think mcohen and leah need each other
and plastic pants needs to be treated better
I hope you get to read this message
I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you don't renew your sub
I'll make the main free for a week, if you relax a little
I'm glad I inspire you but olbertman try to understand
I do want you as my man, I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I saw this one shit on the front page last week that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and watching his girl do her hair
On webcam, and she was acting like she didn't care
He called her a heavenly blessed beauty to see what she would do
Come to think about, she didn't respond...but please do
 

OLBERTMAN

;)
OT Supporter
Oct 12, 2005
71,285
North Carolina
YO.... WHERES MY PASSWORD... I DONT HAVE MY PASSWORD SAVED IN.. THERE IT IS... YO YO

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HATED OR DISCRIMINATED AGAINST?
NO AV, IVE BEEN CALLED OUT AND PUT ON AN IGNORE LIST
SIMPLE LINES FOR THESE SIMPLER MINDS, SUBS DUBBED AS FINES
JUST TO BLINDLY POST ON A FORUM THAT IS STUCK IN THE TIMES
ALL THIS COMMOTION AND MOPPIN, IF YOURE FROM NO NEWBS YOURE NO ONE
OT WILL COME BACK SOME DAY, JUST KEEP THAT HOPE SLIGHTLY FLOATIN
NOT TAKING NO SHIT FROM NO ONE, BAN USERS AS THEYRE LEAVIN
TAKE THE FORUM DOWN FROM THE MORNING TO EVENING
MAKE AN AE, TALK ABOUT SHITTING IN FAZLES MOUTH
MODS RUN AN IP CHECK BUT THEY CANT FIGURE ME OUT
LOOK AT ME, NOW, I BET YOU SHOULD HAVE FIGURED IT OUT
THIS IS WHAT TOP TIER IS, YOU SHOULD HAVE WEEEDED ME OUT

IM SORRY FAZLE..
I NEVER MEANT TO BURN YOUUUUU
I NEVER MEANT TO CALL YOU OUT BUT TONIGHT...
IM CLEANING OUT MY COOKIES...
 

butta

OT Supporter
Dec 6, 2006
56,957
NEW JERSEY
Cause I don’t got shit else so that shit helps when im depressed
I even got a tattoo with your usertext across my chest

that had me DYING
 

butta

OT Supporter
Dec 6, 2006
56,957
NEW JERSEY
Dear Faz you still aint called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I aint mad, I just think its FUCKED UP you don’t answer fans
If you didn’t wanna talk to me outside your server
You didn’t have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for TOMASH
That’s my little brother man, hes into 15 year olds
We waited in the blistering cold for you
Four hours and you just gif’d “no”
That’s pretty shitty man your like his fucking idol
He wants to be just like you man he likes you more than I do
I aint that mad bro.jpg I just don’t like being lied to
Remember when we donated to troll XENU? You said If I write to you
Youd write back, see Im just like you in a way
I never knew my subscribers either
They used to get pissed off and not renew
I can relate to what your saying in your stickys
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and read them all
Cause I don’t got shit else so that shit helps when im depressed
I even got a tattoo with your usertext across my chest
Sometimes I even ban request myself to see how long I last
Its like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you post is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
OT’s jealous cause I defend you 24/7
But they don’t know you like I know you FAZ, no one does
They don’t know what it was like for people like us growing up
You gotta PM me man, ill be the biggest fan youll ever lose,
Sincerely yours, Narc---- P.S.
We should Troll together too….​


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