Dear Mooredodge, I am truly sorry about the incident involving the pan and the fumes. I did not originally intend for that to happen, but after much thought following your commitment to the task, I realized what would actually happen. Since you were unavailable to be warned, I decided to revel in the joy of what would happen when the ramen in the small amount of water would soak up that water, leaving the powder and hot sauce to become super-concentrated and thus burn on the super-hot surface of the pan. But I must say that if I could have figured this out, then you should have; afterall, you're our leader, and you should be able to protect us from all threats, from without and within. I hope you take this experience as a learning tool. However, I truly am sorry. But it was funny. Sincerely, Meestercheeser. p.s. My eyes burn. Need sleep.