So tonight I was talking to a girl, and she was telling about her brother flexing his muscles, and she said "I told him he was going to get a hemroid." In my condescending laugh, I said "Hahaha --- you mean hernia. Silly female." --- but she said "No, seriously, if you stress out your muscles, you can get a hemroid. Like on your asshole." Not that I told her about it, but in boot camp, for almost the whole time, I had a bubble the size of a bubble in bubble wrap paper directly on my anus. It didn't hurt, but it was there. It eventually went away a couple weeks after boot camp. Was this caused by lifting heavy packs/carrying other recruits around during The Crucible, or what? Anyone know?