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Do you personally know any antivaxxers, essential oilists, or flat earthers?
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My parents lol
- COVID anti-vaxxers
- Alex Jones listeners/believers
- Believe that Trump was going to get rid of all the pedos in Washington
- Dad believes there are lizard people
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I know general anti-vaxxers, and I know COVID specific anti-vaxxers. I hate that know these people.
I'm about to clean this bitch UPPPPP son. I've been waiting for this moment my entire life and I didnt even know it until now.
Hold my fucking beer.
my mom:
thinks the democrats are plotting to take over the planet and kill everyone etc etc etc
has been against vaccines for the last 15 years or so, since the fake bullshit study that started the entire narrative
HEAVY anti-covid vax. I'm talking bat shit crazy. She promised me she would help look after a family member I take care of so I could go out of town, and once she found out they were recently boosted, she refused to step in the house while I was gone. I'm talking about watching the kind of content that got banned from Youtube and on all kinds of bullshit email lists and donated money to all these quacks who may not even believe this shit, but know they can just suck money out of crazy fucks. I could type novels about her anti covid vax bullshit
Threatened to stop helping me/her only child in various ways if I got vaccinated (like doing things to earn me travel points, taking me to the airport etc)
Thinks electricity is killing her. Paid THOUSANDS of dollars to have her entire house rewired from some guy hours away because she had "dirty electricity"
replaced all her light bulbs with red light bulbs including in the mother fucking fridge
has a ballin ass stainless microwave...thats permanently unplugged and used as a cabinet, because signals
bought a cable to run a godamn ethernet cable into her mother fucking IPHONE to turn the wifi off it
was going to return her brand new laptop before she knew you could do ethernet>usb c adapter as it doesnt have an ethernet jack
thinks the router is a death box and panics when its turned on and thinks she can feel signals in the air and it prevents her from sleeping
doesnt have a TV because they have wifi chips
turns her cell phone in airplane mode when she listens to podcasts (...?)
only uses speaker phone because signals
won't get a new phone because signals
all home phones are analog phones from the godamn 70s
turns off her phones at night
wore these massive orange safety looking glasses all the time to block out blue light before she got rid of normal lights (so now you cant see SHIT at night time)
leaves circuit breakers off on half of her house, and slept in the basement until my stepdad couldnt do steps, now they sleep in a 10x12 room instead of a massive master bedroom suite (I just told my GF that and she said wait they're sleeping in that tiny closet now?!?
)
has to go downstairs to flip a circuit breaker every time she wants to use the washer/dryer
uses all kinds of weird bullshit for anything people normally do/products you'd normally use
thinks doctors and the entire medical system dont know anything and are trying to kill everyone
pharmacy companies pay for all doctors med school loans so they'll write everyone scripts for all their drugs
said she and my stepdad will NEVER go to the hospital no matter what, she'd prefer to just die and makes sure everyone will honor her wishes
Her primary "medical" person is a fucking chiropractor quack who hasn't adjusted anyone in decades, maybe ever. Plays doctor and has half of the entire building he's in full of vitamins he tells you to take and sells you. Which she spends probably an average of $5k a year on, just from him.
takes 30-50 different vitamins a day, I'm sure welllll over 100 pills a day
eats the weirdest foods nobody has ever fucking heard of or if you do, my mom was 10-20 years ahead of anyone else and grew/made her own. She doesnt have any regular food anyone would normally eat. People from out of town dont want to come visit because even her attempts at normal food now are fucking wack. She made her own ketchup and we were all looking at each other because it was trash. She used to be a GREAT fucking cook too.
spends probably another $5-$10k a year on vitamins and shit like that, on top of the chiropractor vitamins
loves the shit out of essential oils, spends plenty on them
in fact she has several books bigger than any other text book I've ever seen about essential oils that cost tons of money, and she gave one to my GF as her xmas gift
prints endless bullshit out from the internet and reads them so she doesnt have to look at a screen or be near her laptop
bought some bullshit electric meter to measure wireless signals in the air
doesnt want to buy an EV because electricity
I could probably keep going but I'm tired of typing
Hold my fucking beer.
my mom:
thinks the democrats are plotting to take over the planet and kill everyone etc etc etc
has been against vaccines for the last 15 years or so, since the fake bullshit study that started the entire narrative
HEAVY anti-covid vax. I'm talking bat shit crazy. She promised me she would help look after a family member I take care of so I could go out of town, and once she found out they were recently boosted, she refused to step in the house while I was gone. I'm talking about watching the kind of content that got banned from Youtube and on all kinds of bullshit email lists and donated money to all these quacks who may not even believe this shit, but know they can just suck money out of crazy fucks. I could type novels about her anti covid vax bullshit
Threatened to stop helping me/her only child in various ways if I got vaccinated (like doing things to earn me travel points, taking me to the airport etc)
Thinks electricity is killing her. Paid THOUSANDS of dollars to have her entire house rewired from some guy hours away because she had "dirty electricity"
replaced all her light bulbs with red light bulbs including in the mother fucking fridge
has a ballin ass stainless microwave...thats permanently unplugged and used as a cabinet, because signals
bought a cable to run a godamn ethernet cable into her mother fucking IPHONE to turn the wifi off it
was going to return her brand new laptop before she knew you could do ethernet>usb c adapter as it doesnt have an ethernet jack
thinks the router is a death box and panics when its turned on and thinks she can feel signals in the air and it prevents her from sleeping
doesnt have a TV because they have wifi chips
turns her cell phone in airplane mode when she listens to podcasts (...?)
only uses speaker phone because signals
won't get a new phone because signals
all home phones are analog phones from the godamn 70s
turns off her phones at night
wore these massive orange safety looking glasses all the time to block out blue light before she got rid of normal lights (so now you cant see SHIT at night time)
leaves circuit breakers off on half of her house, and slept in the basement until my stepdad couldnt do steps, now they sleep in a 10x12 room instead of a massive master bedroom suite (I just told my GF that and she said wait they're sleeping in that tiny closet now?!?
) has to go downstairs to flip a circuit breaker every time she wants to use the washer/dryer
uses all kinds of weird bullshit for anything people normally do/products you'd normally use
thinks doctors and the entire medical system dont know anything and are trying to kill everyone
pharmacy companies pay for all doctors med school loans so they'll write everyone scripts for all their drugs
said she and my stepdad will NEVER go to the hospital no matter what, she'd prefer to just die and makes sure everyone will honor her wishes
Her primary "medical" person is a fucking chiropractor quack who hasn't adjusted anyone in decades, maybe ever. Plays doctor and has half of the entire building he's in full of vitamins he tells you to take and sells you. Which she spends probably an average of $5k a year on, just from him.
takes 30-50 different vitamins a day, I'm sure welllll over 100 pills a day
eats the weirdest foods nobody has ever fucking heard of or if you do, my mom was 10-20 years ahead of anyone else and grew/made her own. She doesnt have any regular food anyone would normally eat. People from out of town dont want to come visit because even her attempts at normal food now are fucking wack. She made her own ketchup and we were all looking at each other because it was trash. She used to be a GREAT fucking cook too.
spends probably another $5-$10k a year on vitamins and shit like that, on top of the chiropractor vitamins
loves the shit out of essential oils, spends plenty on them
in fact she has several books bigger than any other text book I've ever seen about essential oils that cost tons of money, and she gave one to my GF as her xmas gift
prints endless bullshit out from the internet and reads them so she doesnt have to look at a screen or be near her laptop
bought some bullshit electric meter to measure wireless signals in the air
doesnt want to buy an EV because electricity
I could probably keep going but I'm tired of typing
You're on the way.
You winI'm about to clean this bitch UPPPPP son. I've been waiting for this moment my entire life and I didnt even know it until now.
Hold my fucking beer.
my mom:
thinks the democrats are plotting to take over the planet and kill everyone etc etc etc
has been against vaccines for the last 15 years or so, since the fake bullshit study that started the entire narrative
HEAVY anti-covid vax. I'm talking bat shit crazy. She promised me she would help look after a family member I take care of so I could go out of town, and once she found out they were recently boosted, she refused to step in the house while I was gone. I'm talking about watching the kind of content that got banned from Youtube and on all kinds of bullshit email lists and donated money to all these quacks who may not even believe this shit, but know they can just suck money out of crazy fucks. I could type novels about her anti covid vax bullshit
Threatened to stop helping me/her only child in various ways if I got vaccinated (like doing things to earn me travel points, taking me to the airport etc)
Thinks electricity is killing her. Paid THOUSANDS of dollars to have her entire house rewired from some guy hours away because she had "dirty electricity"
replaced all her light bulbs with red light bulbs including in the mother fucking fridge
has a ballin ass stainless microwave...thats permanently unplugged and used as a cabinet, because signals
bought a cable to run a godamn ethernet cable into her mother fucking IPHONE to turn the wifi off it
was going to return her brand new laptop before she knew you could do ethernet>usb c adapter as it doesnt have an ethernet jack
thinks the router is a death box and panics when its turned on and thinks she can feel signals in the air and it prevents her from sleeping
doesnt have a TV because they have wifi chips
turns her cell phone in airplane mode when she listens to podcasts (...?)
only uses speaker phone because signals
won't get a new phone because signals
all home phones are analog phones from the godamn 70s
turns off her phones at night
wore these massive orange safety looking glasses all the time to block out blue light before she got rid of normal lights (so now you cant see SHIT at night time)
leaves circuit breakers off on half of her house, and slept in the basement until my stepdad couldnt do steps, now they sleep in a 10x12 room instead of a massive master bedroom suite (I just told my GF that and she said wait they're sleeping in that tiny closet now?!?
has to go downstairs to flip a circuit breaker every time she wants to use the washer/dryer
uses all kinds of weird bullshit for anything people normally do/products you'd normally use
thinks doctors and the entire medical system dont know anything and are trying to kill everyone
pharmacy companies pay for all doctors med school loans so they'll write everyone scripts for all their drugs
said she and my stepdad will NEVER go to the hospital no matter what, she'd prefer to just die and makes sure everyone will honor her wishes
Her primary "medical" person is a fucking chiropractor quack who hasn't adjusted anyone in decades, maybe ever. Plays doctor and has half of the entire building he's in full of vitamins he tells you to take and sells you. Which she spends probably an average of $5k a year on, just from him.
takes 30-50 different vitamins a day, I'm sure welllll over 100 pills a day
eats the weirdest foods nobody has ever fucking heard of or if you do, my mom was 10-20 years ahead of anyone else and grew/made her own. She doesnt have any regular food anyone would normally eat. People from out of town dont want to come visit because even her attempts at normal food now are fucking wack. She made her own ketchup and we were all looking at each other because it was trash. She used to be a GREAT fucking cook too.
spends probably another $5-$10k a year on vitamins and shit like that, on top of the chiropractor vitamins
loves the shit out of essential oils, spends plenty on them
in fact she has several books bigger than any other text book I've ever seen about essential oils that cost tons of money, and she gave one to my GF as her xmas gift
prints endless bullshit out from the internet and reads them so she doesnt have to look at a screen or be near her laptop
bought some bullshit electric meter to measure wireless signals in the air
doesnt want to buy an EV because electricity
I could probably keep going but I'm tired of typing
I had a client last year telling me that the vaccine killed his good friend and that there was evidence the shot was used to track people..
I just smiled and nodded
cliffsI'm about to clean this bitch UPPPPP son. I've been waiting for this moment my entire life and I didnt even know it until now.
Hold my fucking beer.
my mom:
thinks the democrats are plotting to take over the planet and kill everyone etc etc etc
has been against vaccines for the last 15 years or so, since the fake bullshit study that started the entire narrative
HEAVY anti-covid vax. I'm talking bat shit crazy. She promised me she would help look after a family member I take care of so I could go out of town, and once she found out they were recently boosted, she refused to step in the house while I was gone. I'm talking about watching the kind of content that got banned from Youtube and on all kinds of bullshit email lists and donated money to all these quacks who may not even believe this shit, but know they can just suck money out of crazy fucks. I could type novels about her anti covid vax bullshit
Threatened to stop helping me/her only child in various ways if I got vaccinated (like doing things to earn me travel points, taking me to the airport etc)
Thinks electricity is killing her. Paid THOUSANDS of dollars to have her entire house rewired from some guy hours away because she had "dirty electricity"
replaced all her light bulbs with red light bulbs including in the mother fucking fridge
has a ballin ass stainless microwave...thats permanently unplugged and used as a cabinet, because signals
bought a cable to run a godamn ethernet cable into her mother fucking IPHONE to turn the wifi off it
was going to return her brand new laptop before she knew you could do ethernet>usb c adapter as it doesnt have an ethernet jack
thinks the router is a death box and panics when its turned on and thinks she can feel signals in the air and it prevents her from sleeping
doesnt have a TV because they have wifi chips
turns her cell phone in airplane mode when she listens to podcasts (...?)
only uses speaker phone because signals
won't get a new phone because signals
all home phones are analog phones from the godamn 70s
turns off her phones at night
wore these massive orange safety looking glasses all the time to block out blue light before she got rid of normal lights (so now you cant see SHIT at night time)
leaves circuit breakers off on half of her house, and slept in the basement until my stepdad couldnt do steps, now they sleep in a 10x12 room instead of a massive master bedroom suite (I just told my GF that and she said wait they're sleeping in that tiny closet now?!?
has to go downstairs to flip a circuit breaker every time she wants to use the washer/dryer
uses all kinds of weird bullshit for anything people normally do/products you'd normally use
thinks doctors and the entire medical system dont know anything and are trying to kill everyone
pharmacy companies pay for all doctors med school loans so they'll write everyone scripts for all their drugs
said she and my stepdad will NEVER go to the hospital no matter what, she'd prefer to just die and makes sure everyone will honor her wishes
Her primary "medical" person is a fucking chiropractor quack who hasn't adjusted anyone in decades, maybe ever. Plays doctor and has half of the entire building he's in full of vitamins he tells you to take and sells you. Which she spends probably an average of $5k a year on, just from him.
takes 30-50 different vitamins a day, I'm sure welllll over 100 pills a day
eats the weirdest foods nobody has ever fucking heard of or if you do, my mom was 10-20 years ahead of anyone else and grew/made her own. She doesnt have any regular food anyone would normally eat. People from out of town dont want to come visit because even her attempts at normal food now are fucking wack. She made her own ketchup and we were all looking at each other because it was trash. She used to be a GREAT fucking cook too.
spends probably another $5-$10k a year on vitamins and shit like that, on top of the chiropractor vitamins
loves the shit out of essential oils, spends plenty on them
in fact she has several books bigger than any other text book I've ever seen about essential oils that cost tons of money, and she gave one to my GF as her xmas gift
prints endless bullshit out from the internet and reads them so she doesnt have to look at a screen or be near her laptop
bought some bullshit electric meter to measure wireless signals in the air
doesnt want to buy an EV because electricity
I could probably keep going but I'm tired of typing
jgon842
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I'm about to clean this bitch UPPPPP son. I've been waiting for this moment my entire life and I didnt even know it until now.
Hold my fucking beer.
my mom:
thinks the democrats are plotting to take over the planet and kill everyone etc etc etc
has been against vaccines for the last 15 years or so, since the fake bullshit study that started the entire narrative
HEAVY anti-covid vax. I'm talking bat shit crazy. She promised me she would help look after a family member I take care of so I could go out of town, and once she found out they were recently boosted, she refused to step in the house while I was gone. I'm talking about watching the kind of content that got banned from Youtube and on all kinds of bullshit email lists and donated money to all these quacks who may not even believe this shit, but know they can just suck money out of crazy fucks. I could type novels about her anti covid vax bullshit
Threatened to stop helping me/her only child in various ways if I got vaccinated (like doing things to earn me travel points, taking me to the airport etc)
Thinks electricity is killing her. Paid THOUSANDS of dollars to have her entire house rewired from some guy hours away because she had "dirty electricity"
replaced all her light bulbs with red light bulbs including in the mother fucking fridge
has a ballin ass stainless microwave...thats permanently unplugged and used as a cabinet, because signals
bought a cable to run a godamn ethernet cable into her mother fucking IPHONE to turn the wifi off it
was going to return her brand new laptop before she knew you could do ethernet>usb c adapter as it doesnt have an ethernet jack
thinks the router is a death box and panics when its turned on and thinks she can feel signals in the air and it prevents her from sleeping
doesnt have a TV because they have wifi chips
turns her cell phone in airplane mode when she listens to podcasts (...?)
only uses speaker phone because signals
won't get a new phone because signals
all home phones are analog phones from the godamn 70s
turns off her phones at night
wore these massive orange safety looking glasses all the time to block out blue light before she got rid of normal lights (so now you cant see SHIT at night time)
leaves circuit breakers off on half of her house, and slept in the basement until my stepdad couldnt do steps, now they sleep in a 10x12 room instead of a massive master bedroom suite (I just told my GF that and she said wait they're sleeping in that tiny closet now?!?
has to go downstairs to flip a circuit breaker every time she wants to use the washer/dryer
uses all kinds of weird bullshit for anything people normally do/products you'd normally use
thinks doctors and the entire medical system dont know anything and are trying to kill everyone
pharmacy companies pay for all doctors med school loans so they'll write everyone scripts for all their drugs
said she and my stepdad will NEVER go to the hospital no matter what, she'd prefer to just die and makes sure everyone will honor her wishes
Her primary "medical" person is a fucking chiropractor quack who hasn't adjusted anyone in decades, maybe ever. Plays doctor and has half of the entire building he's in full of vitamins he tells you to take and sells you. Which she spends probably an average of $5k a year on, just from him.
takes 30-50 different vitamins a day, I'm sure welllll over 100 pills a day
eats the weirdest foods nobody has ever fucking heard of or if you do, my mom was 10-20 years ahead of anyone else and grew/made her own. She doesnt have any regular food anyone would normally eat. People from out of town dont want to come visit because even her attempts at normal food now are fucking wack. She made her own ketchup and we were all looking at each other because it was trash. She used to be a GREAT fucking cook too.
spends probably another $5-$10k a year on vitamins and shit like that, on top of the chiropractor vitamins
loves the shit out of essential oils, spends plenty on them
in fact she has several books bigger than any other text book I've ever seen about essential oils that cost tons of money, and she gave one to my GF as her xmas gift
prints endless bullshit out from the internet and reads them so she doesnt have to look at a screen or be near her laptop
bought some bullshit electric meter to measure wireless signals in the air
doesnt want to buy an EV because electricity
I could probably keep going but I'm tired of typing
But does she have a Swim Spa?
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