Do you personally know any antivaxxers, essential oilists, or flat earthers?

chrislehr

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Turns out I fucking do. Neighbors lost their 8 mos old and talking about that with a friend I found out neither of theirs are vaccinated cause his wife is anti. Fuck.
 

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tbf, essential oils have been used since the 1200s. It's just these horrific sahm's with their mlm bullshit, pushy, gross attitudes that have given them a bad name. Heck, even my neurologist supported them when I was in treatment.

r/antimlm is some GREAT reading :rofl:

Like I mentioned previously, I find alot of value in them because they do a good job of masking my farts in the office :bowdown:

Some of them smell fuckin' great, and I definitely prefer them to all of the Scentsy bullshit that people are constantly suffocating the hallways with.
 
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Oh, I also used to buy Eucalyptus oil in bulk, dilute it in a tiny spray bottle, and squirt some of it in the steam room at the gym. That shit was on point. I've never bought into "health" benefits because I think holistic medicine is fucking garbage, but stuff like Eucalyptus at least has sinus clearing properties. As far as the "Oh, definitely try this one on your joints, it will make them feel great!" or "Apply this one into the tip of your dick with a turkey baster, you'll shoot miles of rope," they can fuck right off.
 
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Mr. November

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Oh, I also used to buy Eucalyptus oil in bulk, dilute it in a tiny spray bottle, and squirt some of it in the steam room at the gym. That shit was on point. I've never bought into "health" benefits because I think holistic medicine is fucking garbage, but stuff like Eucalyptus at least has sinus clearing properties. As far as the "Oh, definitely try this one on your joints, it will make them feel great!" or "Apply this one into the tip of your dick with a turkey baster, you'll shoot miles of rope," they can fuck right off.
Oh yeah we 4 sure do this too. Altho I think eucalyptus might be poisonous to cats...I should check because maybe that's why mine is such a twat.
 
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I think my batshit crazy SIL might be an antivaxxer, but we don't associate with her really anymore.

I don't know any essential oil people, or flat earthers. I don't think anyway.

What about you guys? If so, what is your experience with them?
Essential oils. Cousin on my wife’s side. Asked her what weight she was feeding her kid and she just blinked at me, like ‘I know you’re fucking with me but not exactly how’.
 
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Turns out I fucking do. Neighbors lost their 8 mos old and talking about that with a friend I found out neither of theirs are vaccinated cause his wife is anti. Fuck.

People who don't vaccinate their kids without a legitimate reason confirmed by a medical professional are absolute filth. If their kid dies due to lack of immunizations, the parents should be charged with neglect, abuse, and manslaughter.
 

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Oh, I also used to buy Eucalyptus oil in bulk, dilute it in a tiny spray bottle, and squirt some of it in the steam room at the gym. That shit was on point. I've never bought into "health" benefits because I think holistic medicine is fucking garbage, but stuff like Eucalyptus at least has sinus clearing properties. As far as the "Oh, definitely try this one on your joints, it will make them feel great!" or "Apply this one into the tip of your dick with a turkey baster, you'll shoot miles of rope," they can fuck right off.
My friend wants to know what I can put in the turkey baster to shoot rope?
 

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A friend of mine is into essential oils for aches, pains, stomach problems, colds, etc. And she's also a nurse practitioner that runs a CV ICU.
 

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I actually came across this on my PC a few days ago. If I can combine some essential oils from a turkey baster with these supplements, I am ALL IN

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A friend of mine is into essential oils for aches, pains, stomach problems, colds, etc. And she's also a nurse practitioner that runs a CV ICU.
whenever I hear about nurses that are like this I'm always like super fucking :yikes:
 

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