Do you raw dog the toilet seat at work or do you make a bird nest? **pic for example*

[crotch]

if u raw dog it why do you like another mans ass heat on your ass lmk

 

[Ray Wonder]

i ain't no pussy, i raw dog that shit

 

[Ray Wonder]

let's touch our cakes together

 

[Janson]

lol at plebs not working from home.

 

[_dEf_]

My work seat is at home, so yeah.
But at the office I usually just wash my hands first, dry with paper towels and wipe the seat good with them before sitting.

 

[mollywhop]

pisa sheet

 

[ballzofsteel83]

raw dog office toilet. birds nest on public toilets.

 

[Calamity Clam]

I shave my pubic hair in the backyard so that actual birds can make actual nests out of it.

 

[ERock]

raw dog office toilet. birds nest on public toilets.

This

 

[mollywhop]

people who "birds nest": what do you think you are accomplishing? are you under the impression that you have somehow prevented germs from entering your butthole or is it just psychological

 

[Ray Wonder]

people who "birds nest": what do you think you are accomplishing? are you under the impression that you have somehow prevented germs from entering your butthole or is it just psychological

also, what kinda germs are you worried about that are worse than the actual poopy poppin out of the butthole

 

[f00l]

I nest it

 

[Prince of Zamunda]

I work from home so of course I raw dog but I nest it whenever I leave the confines of my humble abode.

 

[AppropriateUsername]

First I grab a couple paper towels and wet them in the sink for later
-Cover the autoflush sensor with TP
-Wipe seat
-Make a Lilly pad to prevent splshback aka Neptune’s Kiss
-Cover seat with 4, preferably 6 layers of TP
-Take shit
-Wipe with wet paper towels, obviously. and flush them

 

[ashzero]

I always clean it with wet soapy paper towels, then raw dog it

i also take an extra set of wet paper towels for a wet wipe D;

 

[michael]

i have no qualms with shitting in public places on public toilet seats

y'all are just some bitch made pussies

 

[ballzofsteel83]

people who "birds nest": what do you think you are accomplishing? are you under the impression that you have somehow prevented germs from entering your butthole or is it just psychological

Feels good man

 

[crotch]

I shave my pubic hair in the backyard so that actual birds can make actual nests out of it.

my lord

 

[crotch]

First I grab a couple paper towels and wet them in the sink for later
-Cover the autoflush sensor with TP
-Wipe seat
-Make a Lilly pad to prevent splshback aka Neptune’s Kiss
-Cover seat with 4, preferably 6 layers of TP
-Take shit

this mfer makes a lily pad goddam i thought i was autistic

 

[crotch]

I always clean it with wet soapy paper towels, then raw dog it

i also take an extra set of wet paper towels for a wet wipe D;

i carry baby wipes to work so i can have a clean cornhole when i duke

 

[Ray Wonder]

First I grab a couple paper towels and wet them in the sink for later
-Cover the autoflush sensor with TP
-Wipe seat
-Make a Lilly pad to prevent splshback aka Neptune’s Kiss
-Cover seat with 4, preferably 6 layers of TP
-Take shit

This is the single most bitchmade thing i've seen on this site

 

[ballzofsteel83]

I shave my pubic hair in the backyard so that actual birds can make actual nests out of it.

fucking brother nature over here

 

[Ray Wonder]

yo topgun i thought you went home i haven't seen you in like 3 hours

awe naw bro i was just shiddin i had to make a lilly pad first

 

[mollywhop]

lily pad

 

[Prince of Zamunda]

First I grab a couple paper towels and wet them in the sink for later
-Cover the autoflush sensor with TP
-Wipe seat
-Make a Lilly pad to prevent splshback aka Neptune’s Kiss
-Cover seat with 4, preferably 6 layers of TP
-Take shit
-Wipe with wet paper towels, obviously. and flush them

PLUMBERS HATE HIM