Do you raw dog the toilet seat at work or do you make a bird nest? **pic for example*

Raw dog or bird nest


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Feb 15, 2005
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My work seat is at home, so yeah.
But at the office I usually just wash my hands first, dry with paper towels and wipe the seat good with them before sitting.
 
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AppropriateUsername

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Aug 7, 2001
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First I grab a couple paper towels and wet them in the sink for later
-Cover the autoflush sensor with TP
-Wipe seat
-Make a Lilly pad to prevent splshback aka Neptune’s Kiss
-Cover seat with 4, preferably 6 layers of TP
-Take shit
-Wipe with wet paper towels, obviously. and flush them
 

Prince of Zamunda

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May 13, 2002
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First I grab a couple paper towels and wet them in the sink for later
-Cover the autoflush sensor with TP
-Wipe seat
-Make a Lilly pad to prevent splshback aka Neptune’s Kiss
-Cover seat with 4, preferably 6 layers of TP
-Take shit
-Wipe with wet paper towels, obviously. and flush them
PLUMBERS HATE HIM
 

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