Thisraw dog office toilet. birds nest on public toilets.
also, what kinda germs are you worried about that are worse than the actual poopy poppin out of the buttholepeople who "birds nest": what do you think you are accomplishing? are you under the impression that you have somehow prevented germs from entering your butthole or is it just psychological
Feels good manpeople who "birds nest": what do you think you are accomplishing? are you under the impression that you have somehow prevented germs from entering your butthole or is it just psychological
my lordI shave my pubic hair in the backyard so that actual birds can make actual nests out of it.
this mfer makes a lily pad goddam i thought i was autisticFirst I grab a couple paper towels and wet them in the sink for later
-Cover the autoflush sensor with TP
-Wipe seat
-Make a Lilly pad to prevent splshback aka Neptune’s Kiss
-Cover seat with 4, preferably 6 layers of TP
-Take shit
i carry baby wipes to work so i can have a clean cornhole when i dukeI always clean it with wet soapy paper towels, then raw dog it
i also take an extra set of wet paper towels for a wet wipe D;
This is the single most bitchmade thing i've seen on this siteFirst I grab a couple paper towels and wet them in the sink for later
-Cover the autoflush sensor with TP
-Wipe seat
-Make a Lilly pad to prevent splshback aka Neptune’s Kiss
-Cover seat with 4, preferably 6 layers of TP
-Take shit
fucking brother nature over hereI shave my pubic hair in the backyard so that actual birds can make actual nests out of it.
PLUMBERS HATE HIMFirst I grab a couple paper towels and wet them in the sink for later
-Cover the autoflush sensor with TP
-Wipe seat
-Make a Lilly pad to prevent splshback aka Neptune’s Kiss
-Cover seat with 4, preferably 6 layers of TP
-Take shit
-Wipe with wet paper towels, obviously. and flush them