Discussion in 'OT Driven' started by Jason_99ozGS, Jun 4, 2009.
Shit is such a pain in the ass
shove metel stick in hole
Walk around to the front, pop the hood and find the reservoir.
There's no dipstick or engine in the front.
pull up to dealer...........
Go grab breakfast while your oil change is being done......
on the wheel, near the turn signal.. There is a stick that controls the onboard cpu.
Mouse around until you find OIL...
Then let the car do self diagnostic.
Seriously it's annoying... Where is the fucking dipstick? I don't like waiting 30 seconds for the computer to measure the oil level.
OTers always find creative ways to brag.
don't bother trying, its pretty much assumed that the rear mail seal is leaking from the day you buy it and the engine is going to need a very expensive overhaul.
enjoy your shithole car faggot, good thing you didnt buy a much faster, much cheaper, much more reliable corvette.
Yea I know... They still should have put a fucking dipstick on the car
It's right next to the crank start and the carburetor
You already tried it, didn't you?
why do you care? you dont have one.
Shit needs to be air-freighted to Stutgart for specialist mechanic to change oil. Only a minor annoyance.
POS corvettes... Thanks for the laugh, fucktard.
so wait, it will actually calculate how much oil it has?
Why is that such a shock?
Yea, here it is figuring it out
Well, if it's like the new BMW's, you can't.
Thing needs more oil than a 1970s Cessna though, fuck
Because I havent seen that before?
I know nothing about a Porsche, so excuse my ignorance