does this sound like a good idea? v. sext

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  1. SovietRussia

    SovietRussia What? You pooped in the refrigerator? OT Supporter

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    so like 3 weeks ago, this girl text me saying 'i just pictured you while using my vibe. thanks sovietrussia!'

    i found this VERY SEXY so i responded by going over there and having a lot of sex with her.

    so i was thinking about sending her a text saying 'i just pictured you while jacking off. thanks <girl>!'

    what are the odds she will find this as sexy as i did when she did it to me?
     
  2. Dahlia

    Dahlia Active Member

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    I would find it hot that I was used as material. Especially when so many girls think porn stars are much hotter then they are.
     
  3. Dahlia

    Dahlia Active Member

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    .......
    :squint:
     
  4. CorpseStreet

    CorpseStreet New Member

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    If she is actually into you and open enough to say she imagined you it's okay
     
  5. antihero

    antihero OT Supporter

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    honestly, if you are pretty new with this girl, I would hedge your bets and play it a little safer.

    Maybe "I was just thinking about you and ended up with a raging erection"

    direct and sexual, but leaving out the masturbation will make it go over better for squeemish girls
     
  6. SovietRussia

    SovietRussia What? You pooped in the refrigerator? OT Supporter

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    :bigthumb: i think ill probably go for it.
     
  7. antihero

    antihero OT Supporter

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    but "raging erection" just rolls off the tongue. lol. you are right, definitely could be better :rofl:
     
  8. Kev07

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    "I was thinking about you and now my COCK IS ROCK HARD"
     
  9. SovietRussia

    SovietRussia What? You pooped in the refrigerator? OT Supporter

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    :eek3: i think thats two for two from girls in this thread.
     
  10. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    I think the wording needs to be tweaked a little. Sounds kind of :hsugh:
     
  11. SovietRussia

    SovietRussia What? You pooped in the refrigerator? OT Supporter

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    im up for revision suggestions.
     
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    fėnrir New Member

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    my gf let me take some pics of her and she absolutely loves that they turn me on so much and that I sometimes masturbate to them
     
  13. Thelonius

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    Today I sent my fuck buddy, "I was just stroking my cock and thinking of your wet pussy." She liked it.
     
  14. Falconer

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    ^ that.
     
  15. Dahlia

    Dahlia Active Member

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    Yea, but she has already done the same to him? I think he's pretty safe. If they hadn't had sex or she hadn't texted him that I would say don't do it.
     
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    Say this.
     
  17. Lucky Penny

    Lucky Penny Mr. cut me some slack cause I don't wanna go back,

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: honest to God. The "erection" part would kill it for me


    I think that if she's got the balls to send you that kind of text then sending her one back shouldn't be a problem :dunno:
     
  18. Lucky Penny

    Lucky Penny Mr. cut me some slack cause I don't wanna go back,

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    ^^^ YUP!

    That'll work.
     
  19. VA197

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    My boyfriend and I send naughty texts to one another all the time...makes the day fun and lets each of us know that we are on one another's minds.

    If this is some random girl you are screwing, send whatever you like, but for God's sake, use a condom...you have no clue how many guys she's banging at this point!!! Wrap that thing up!!!
     
  20. MissKitty

    MissKitty If squats were easy they'd be called 'Your Mum' OT Supporter

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    We used to send dirty texts but it was a build up to nothing. By the time he got home life interrupted and we had to deal with kids and dinner.
    Total buzz kill
     
  21. Kev07

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    :rofl: one time my ex was tipsy and told me to call her when she went to sleep. obviously i don't know when she's going to sleep so she replies with "just call me every 20 minutes"

    i wasn't going to do that just because she told me to so i went to go shower, 40 minutes later she calls me and says "you're late..." i replied with oh i just got out of the shower. she says "i don't care." and i told her "well it's your fault, i ended up thinking about you in the shower and had to deal with my hard on"
    ^BS

    but it got her mind off of being an angry drunk :rofl:
     
  22. ...stimpy

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    diditwork?
     
  23. knucks

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    really wanna send a naughty text to my chick right now.
    dunno what to send haha
     
  24. Aronomy

    Aronomy Get your COME ON!

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    If your dick is huge maybe this would work. Thinking about pencil sized "rock hard cocks" turns me off.
     
  25. Guvnor

    Guvnor Faw Q, Pay me! OT Supporter

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    I say, no. Keep that to yourself.


    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

    LMAO!
     

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