I'm sure it's happened to everyone at some point in time... I've seen threads about it here even. Like, "I told my girlfriend that I thought about my exes when I jack off. Now she's pissed." So post stupid things that you have said to your partner or your partner has said to you. It could have been something that slipped up or you were just making conversation and it didn't turn out well... or whatever the case, I want to hear stories.