Between all of us there should be some pretty retarded shit. Anyone who goes into a local mom and pop gunshop comes out hearing at least one stupid thing. Most recent I can think of is a tow-truck driver telling me he had a bunch of armor piercing .303 and that each one of them would get him 20 years in prison if caught. So if he had 5 of them and got caught, BAM! 100 years in prison. He also claimed to have every single fucking gun in the world. Another was a kid who told me he had a "Ruger .22 Magnum on a .38 frame". Confused, I asked him to elborate, and after much painful questioning, I found out he and his dad thought it was a "Ruger Magnum on a .38 frame" because the frame on the Ruger Single Six he had was roughly the same size as a .38 they also had.