Elf, be ready

Bugalu

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Nov 23, 2003
65,684
Nashville
Shipped your PACKAGE today via Fed Ex....


it will be there before Christmas. hope you have tools handy, if not I'd suggest going to harbor freight for some bolt cutters or an angle grinder.

Or maybe you know how to pick locks? oh well. Key is inside :scootin:
 

Deviance

Can't you smell that smell?
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Jul 10, 2007
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Rocky Mountain High
I just ordered a new set of lockpicks and the "how to pick a lock" e book and i watched like 4 you tube videos. I'm pretty sure no simple lock is going keep me out, Santa.
 

grizzy

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Sep 12, 2004
1,563
Cinci, OH
Anybody on this forum for more than a year should know what they are getting into and know the possibility of "creative packaging" is a very real thing :bowrofl: :bowrofl:
 

Zimmy76

I like my beer like I like my violence, domestic
Nov 15, 2001
16,297
Im so nervous, I've never had a santa get creative with packaging and i always think this is the year. My elf is going to curse my name I'm sure of it, although i was going to include a pair of dykes to cut the little bit of metal and then fedex said i could ship a duct taped box so wasnt able to include any tools.
 

KingGargantuan

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Oct 4, 2001
81,774
VABeach
Im so nervous, I've never had a santa get creative with packaging and i always think this is the year. My elf is going to curse my name I'm sure of it, although i was going to include a pair of dykes to cut the little bit of metal and then fedex said i could ship a duct taped box so wasnt able to include any tools.
:rant:

looks like I’m going to harbor freight today :rofl:
 

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