Elon Musk Trying To Back Out of Twitter Deal

[whatever]

Have you never heard the phrase "shoot yourself in the foot"?

yes. i have not heard shoot yourself in the feet.

but im kinda stupid

 

[smell my finger]

I was playing poker in VR last night and one of the guys at the table had the username "TeslaFan" and I started BSing with him and asked him how he felt about the stock dropping.
Cue a 15 minute rant from him about how his life savings were invested in the stock, how it's going to come up soon so now is a great time to buy more, how Elon is doing more for free speech than anyone ever, yadda yadda. He gave me a list of like 5 Youtube accounts to "do your own research, don't listen to the mainstream media's narrative". Yeah, alright bud.

I thought these people only existed on OT, but I found one in the wild.

"in the wild"*




*online vr poker

 

[pepsi]

How long before Elon Musk recludes himself to Belize

 

[CPTMULLET]

 

[CASUAL]

"in the wild"*




*online vr poker

Some of those games get wild, bro. I just got a $2mil bonus off of a royal flush.

 

[deadbeef]

Still no severance agreement from this mf. Filed for unemployment today, lol.

 

[pepsi]

Tesla slashes Model 3, Model Y prices in China for second time in 3 months

SHANGHAI (Reuters) -Tesla cut car prices in China for the second time in less than three months on Friday, deepening its discounts in the world's largest auto market as competition picks up and the demand outlook darkens. On Friday, the U.S. automaker slashed prices for all versions of its...

ca.finance.yahoo.com

 

[Burmonster]

Tesla slashes Model 3, Model Y prices in China for second time in 3 months

SHANGHAI (Reuters) -Tesla cut car prices in China for the second time in less than three months on Friday, deepening its discounts in the world's largest auto market as competition picks up and the demand outlook darkens. On Friday, the U.S. automaker slashed prices for all versions of its...

ca.finance.yahoo.com

Going to be another red day for $TSLA

 

[Burmonster]

Still no severance agreement from this mf. Filed for unemployment today, lol.

Have you contacted a labor attorney?

 

[Simius The Monkey]

Have you contacted a labor attorney?

I feel like mesothelioma TV ads of lawyers asking if you had ever worked in factories are going to be replaced with TV ads of lawyers if you had ever worked at Twitter.

 

[xioix]

Going to be another red day for $TSLA

Current premarket is down 5%

 

[Leonard Washington]

Still no severance agreement from this mf. Filed for unemployment today, lol.

You should reach out to the head of HR

Oh wait

 

[Menger]

Elon Cuts Costs by Laying Off the People Who Make Twitter Money

The company reportedly slashed about 40 additional workers on Wednesday night in yet another round of layoffs.

gizmodo.com

 

[Menger]

For those too lazy to click:





Also, Twitter headcount is down the originally-expected 75%



Another article:

Twitter lays off employees in public policy, engineering

According to posts on Twitter and LinkedIn from a former public policy employee, Twitter cut half of its public policy team.

techcrunch.com

 

[Menger]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2023/01/05/twitter-blue-verification/

 

[intro_vert13]

44 billion

 

[borazhasleftthebuilding]

44 billion

Fool really shit himself in the feet

 

[whatever]

come on 85 a share.

 

[Mikel]

come on 85 a share.

Sub 100 today?

 

[Thumpin'Ram]

 

[deadbeef]

Have you contacted a labor attorney?

Yeah, just a question of who I'm signing with. I have to decide carefully, because Elmo owes me 150k. The big/main firms most employees are using will take 1/3 + costs (including travel and appearance which could be tens of thousands) - on the other hand I have family who has some experience in this type of law that would do it for free but wouldn't have the economy of scale to sink 1000 hours of prep into it (like the firms representing 500-1000 people each).

 

[jrmcm]

come on 85 a share.

Cents, right?

 

[whatever]

Yeah, just a question of who I'm signing with. I have to decide carefully, because Elmo owes me 150k. The big/main firms most employees are using will take 1/3 + costs (including travel and appearance which could be tens of thousands) - on the other hand I have family who has some experience in this type of law that would do it for free but wouldn't have the economy of scale to sink 1000 hours of prep into it (like the firms representing 500-1000 people each).

you can't get attry fees on top?

 

[whatever]

Cents, right?

that'd be fine as well

 

[Menger]

you can't get attry fees on top?

should be able to …