Elon Musk Trying To Back Out of Twitter Deal

[memyselfandi]

Imagine licking a boot this aggressively

 

[thekinggovernor]

It would be a real shame if Elon got kicked down a flight of stairs again

 

[Rev. Johnny Vegas]

Surely that will stop the lawsuit in its tracks

Even if he deleted them, Pepperidge Farm remembers.

 

[Rev. Johnny Vegas]

It would be a real shame if Elon got kicked down a flight of stairs again

He's got bodyguards that go to the bathroom with him to prevent this sort of unbridled tomfoolery.

 

[kwhitelaw]

Yikes just retweeted this

 

[fuqxyu]

All this shit is hilarious since Elon still has to pay the disabled Icelandic dude $100M according to the deal

 

[fuqxyu]

Who else on OT is sucking Elon’s dick?

Tag them

 

[CrazyMook]

All this shit is hilarious since Elon still has to pay the disabled Icelandic dude $100M according to the deal

100m??

 

[fuqxyu]

100m??

Disabled dude sold company to twitter
Terms of deal TLDR; twitter pays dude something like $100M if they terminate him.

 

[FutureMan]

All this shit is hilarious since Elon still has to pay the disabled Icelandic dude $100M according to the deal

Lol bro

He isn’t gonna pay

 

[Simius The Monkey]

Lol bro

He isn’t gonna pay

This is worth enough for him to take Twitter to court to get them to pay. Most of the severance packages that he is stealing aren't worth the high cost of court to recoup the loss which is why he will get away with stealing that money from his employees.

 

[CrazyMook]

Disabled dude sold company to twitter
Terms of deal TLDR; twitter pays dude something like $100M if they terminate him.

Does twitter even have a million?

 

[fuqxyu]

Does twitter even have a million?

Just gotta sell a few more full self driving options

 

[jelloslug]

Does twitter even have a million?

They could sell some office plants to raise some cash.

 

[xioix]

Does twitter even have a million?

Every employee has to pay to enter the office building, if they don't show up they get fired.

 

[whatever]

who in their right mind would trust him with their finances at this point

 

[cASe SenSiTive]

who in their right mind would trust him with their finances at this point

Incredibly dumb, but even if the idea was sound, Google/Apple/Amazon have payment tech in place already. And even if people wanted it tied to social media, Meta's user-base absolutely dwarfs Twitter. As does tik tok.

 

[Rev. Johnny Vegas]

who in their right mind would trust him with their finances at this point

There are people that want to let him put shit in their fucking brain, so yeah, there are people that will trust him with their money.

 

[cASe SenSiTive]

I swear, it's like an aging musician re-recording their old hits because they can't write new ones.
"Hey, what if we did banking... online! We could call it Pay-twit! Or maybe Twitpal. Twit-pay?"
"Anyway, figure it out dweebs. I have nine other companies I have to CEO really hard for, and the wokes on twitter need memed at! Catch you all later"

 

[Newt]

 

[Rev. Johnny Vegas]

[email protected]

 

[ghost.prawn]

 

[ghost.prawn]

 

[intro_vert13]

better to talk to people than communicate via tweet

 

[whatever]

"I was told i'd have to pay him 100 million if he doesnt work for twitter anymore"