Exobitionism (SP) Police and 2 Deaths in the family Story about the last 3 weeks Im not very good at story telling but had fun tonight and am going to attempt to share. Now im not a normal person by any means and some very weird crap happens to me. That being said my ex has been calling me on and off for the last 3 weeks. Ive been dodgeing the bullet but finally caved in tonight. FYI weve been split up for 2 years now. She left me for someother dude. This is what happened so 3 weeks ago I get a call from her saying we need to talk I agree meet her for a beer and she shows me the cuts where she slit her wrists. I kind of gave her a look. We hung out most of the afternoon ended up makeing out at the local beach and went our seperate ways. I kind of felt like I had taken advantage of her so I gave her a real demoralizing speech about how I didnt ever want to see her again shes fucked up yada yada. Well it didnt work. Flash forward 1 week. I get a call from her again crying. Turns out her dad had a anurism unbenownst to anyone and dropped dead while at work. First the coroner thought it was a heart attack after autopsy found it was anurism. So they buried him I blew her off thinking I really didnt want any of this now. So, flash forward 1 more week to 2 days ago. I hear from friends about this dude who is missing and the coast guard is looking for him. Riding a waverunner with no life jacket dumped it and apperantly knocked himself out and drowned. Flash forward 2 days to tonight I get a call from the ex crying again im like wtf why is she calling now. Well turns out the dude whos body is still missing was her older brother. Im not saying his name but anyways. I jump on our papers website to check the news and sure enough theres his name stateing still missing. and the police and everyone is dragging the bay. So, as much as I want out of this I give in and agree to meet her again. No bar this time straight to the beach. She crying on my shoulder im hugging her, she kisses me. Never been in this situation before but it was hot. We end up gropeing each other right there on the hood of my car with like 3 other couples out walking there dogs etc. So we move over by the pier and things start getting really hot and heavy before I know it I have her shirt over her head her skirt around her waist and her pantys are comeing off. So not haveing in condoms with me I proceed to fingure her for a good 20 minutes my hands soaked her skirts soaked and shes ready to rock my world. I tell her no condoms sorry so she grabs my pants and pulls me around the end of the picnic table. They all have these little roofs built over them. So anyways shes got my pants around my ankles going to town id im doing everything i can to keep from blowing. Well about this time I see a cop. So im like fuck I somehow manage to grab my pants and turn at the same time and I here a pop from the release of suction and get my pants up and zipped in a matter of about 5 seconds. Well the cop is just passing by *whew* He stops by the gate to the beach and locks the inbound lanes gate. Im concerned and shes got a devilish grin in her eyes. She unzips my pants while the cop is makeing a final round of the park before locking the other gate. Well the cop comes back I try to get her to stop but she wont. I am fastly becomeing a religous man concidering im about to take my state real estate exam and getting caught in the act would just about destroy any chance I have of getting my license. My judgement clouded as im about to cum i let her keep going. so there I am hands up on the roof over the picnic table my ex on her knees in the sand behind the picnic table watching a cop 150 feet away lock the gate to the beach when I blow my load. It took every ounce of strength I had to not scream like a mad man. She wouldnt stop sucking and I was about to fall down from the intense sensations. the cop drives away I throw her in the car take her home and haul ass home. Anyways am I weird? I feel kind of bad about all that happened tonight considering the circumstances. Or is this a normal thing? I dont do funerals so ive never had occasion to fuck after a death but it just seems wrong even though it was hot as hell.