GUN everyone in teh barracks....

[mikdavi84]

1) shoots expert

2) scores a 295 or higher pt test



think of more....

 

[bloodred83]

3) LOLZ at the Coast Guard.

 

[Jeg1983]

4) Are in all in 99th percentile of ASVAB scores

 

[ManinCamo]

Actually...


<==== Expert on M9, and M16.

 

[Blackfox]

I shot expert using only 30 rounds and got a 465 on my PT test, what.

 

[ManinCamo]

5) Can beat up SEALs...

 

[WildBull]

is "that" guy

 

[mikdavi84]

Actually...


<==== Expert on M9, and M16.

yeah thats nice. you win a cookie.

 

[mikdavi84]

is "that" guy

no, the magic of barracks crew is that they manage to be super hooah, totally moto, and whatever stupid sayings the other services use WITHOUT being "that guy"

 

[kidhero]

have DUIs and can still slip through front gate piss drunk

 

[thekinggovernor]

been to combat and had a live webcam running the entire time

 

[Julius]

i wish i could shoot expert

sharpshooter for life

 

[ajhelt]

i wish i could shoot expert

sharpshooter for life

such is life

 

[ajhelt]

Navy[/i] expert marksmanship is not difficult

And I strive for the bare minimum on my PT test

 

[JoJoFine]

puts rambo to shame

 

[ajhelt]

uses a bow instead of M16 lolz

 

[Jyokker]

Almost gets arrested by NSA.

 

[mikdavi84]

Almost gets arrested by NSA.

your ass still sore from that fucking?

 

[Jyokker]

your ass still sore from that fucking?

I will never forget it.
I made the face.

 

[mikdavi84]

I will never forget it.
I made the face.

yeah those guys have freaked me out on quite a few occassions myself.

i remember rolling up to the gate one time blasting my music when my cd player cut out (does this often, then resumes playing after a while)

I get about 50 yards from the gate, bobbing my head and hearing "yeah, and ya don't stop..." when i cut out, so I said fuck it, pulled through the gate, handed over my badge and then my subs started thumping "CAUSE ITS 1-8-7 ON A MOTHERFUCKING COP!!!!"

got the special search treatment

 

[Twisted STi]

i wish i could shoot expert

sharpshooter for life

sharpshooter badge looks better than the expert badge anyways

 

[nsxrebel]

sharpshooter badge looks better than the expert badge anyways

I like how the Sharpshooter badge has the Eagle,Globe, & Anchor in it.

 

[origin unknown]

knows someone who was SF and was part of the real Black Hawk Down

 

[Jyokker]

yeah those guys have freaked me out on quite a few occassions myself.

i remember rolling up to the gate one time blasting my music when my cd player cut out (does this often, then resumes playing after a while)

I get about 50 yards from the gate, bobbing my head and hearing "yeah, and ya don't stop..." when i cut out, so I said fuck it, pulled through the gate, handed over my badge and then my subs started thumping "CAUSE ITS 1-8-7 ON A MOTHERFUCKING COP!!!!"

got the special search treatment

 

[brackac]

Everyone in the barracks secretly wishes they would have joined the AF instead.

Ok, that's a lie.