F&N's Noob Guide to Steroids

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  1. Mass

    Mass Active Member

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    steroids ruin lives... at 21 yrs of age i was 260lbs with a 34-35in waist and I had to endure all the old 30 something wimmenz hitting on me at the gym :(
     
  2. CrackityJones

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  3. ralyks

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    :rofl::bowrofl::rofl:
     
  4. flamingsnowball

    flamingsnowball Only once the drugs are done...

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    shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  5. Icuradik

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    I had to stop reading... I'll go back and try to pick through it. I felt sick reading it.
     
  6. michael

    michael COME ON IN, THE WATER'S WARM!

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    my legs and shit were shaking.. not it's like, "eh, time to pin.. done and done."
     
  7. -Mordecai-

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    i was thinking about trying a cycle once my shoulder completely heals. I've been stuck at my body's natural limit for almost 2 years now

    how do oral/topical/injectable steroids compare in effectiveness. Obviously injectable is the best but how much better?
     
  8. Dunken

    Dunken Welcome to the team.

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    ha me too, i was so nervous i didnt realize i grazed a surface vein till i pulled out, dumb me. loved the feeling afterwards.
     
  9. ralyks

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    numbers/height/weight?

    From what I've gathered, (generally) injectables release into your blood stream slower (high test levels for longer, more time your body builds muscle) and go right to your blood stream instead of through your digestive track then bloodstream.
     
  10. DCyamaha

    DCyamaha O-line found

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    I could never do an illegal drug like test :noes:

    plus i'd be afraid of the side effects too.
     
  11. JAFAR

    JAFAR FPS whore OT Supporter

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    Great info, thanks! I don't plan on pinning for a long ass time.
     
  12. Filmboy44

    Filmboy44 Guest

    and your research should go well beyond this thread. Look into as much as you can. I've even went out to buy medical books to read up as much as possible.
     
  13. -Mordecai-

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    do you think doctors will prescribe steroids just based on the fact that you want to do them and dont want to obtain them illegally and not if you dont have low testosterone or any other reason people are prescribe steroids?

    ...yea i know, run on sentence

    should i go doctor shopping?
     
  14. JAFAR

    JAFAR FPS whore OT Supporter

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    :bigthumb: Will do.
     
  15. AaronOC

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    :ugh:
     
  16. Filmboy44

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    If you think a doctor is going to jeopardize his license for your habits youre sadly mistaken and weakminded.
     
  17. -Mordecai-

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    how do you know if you're at your genetic potential?
     
  19. Redsky

    Redsky Beat the one you love.

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    Did you lay down as the shaking calmed, convincing yourself that the Faustian Bargain was worth it? ;)

    More importantly, did you get the supposed "test flu"? :dunno:
     
  20. Redsky

    Redsky Beat the one you love.

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    After you finished the injection, just laying down until the shaking stopped. :dunno:

    Faustian Bargain is trading your soul to the devil for power or knowledge greater than normal mortals possess:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faust
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pact_with_the_Devil
     
  21. Redsky

    Redsky Beat the one you love.

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    Neither is it for me, but it adds a touch of theater to the whole thing. :o
     
  22. Redsky

    Redsky Beat the one you love.

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    Seriously, it's nearly superhero in a vial/amp. :o
     
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  25. Fabian

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    And you faggots will still never be as big as me






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