Showed up for the appointment today at 8a.m., failed, failed horribly. I always thought that the riding test was administered in this coned off area in the parking lot. I had come down there on the weekends looking for the circle and marks for the slalom cones, but couldn't find them, thinking they had recently repaved the area, fuck was I ever wrong. Anyways, I'm chilling at the area where the cars wait for the test talking to the dudes in front of me, when I spot where the test was really administered. Holy shit, I almost crapped my pants. The entire area where the cone and the circle was located couldn't have been more than 6 feet wide and 30 feet long. Ok, ok, I may be exaggerating but it was damn tiny, much smaller than I had thought. If you don't know you have to slalom through some cones, then immediately go into the circle, keeping your front tire inside the two lines for two times around the circle then exit and go through the cones again. OMG, THE CIRCLE WAS SO SMALL!!!! I think that if they just said, ok, go around the circle twice I would've been ok, but you have to go through the cones first and then set up for the circle, all without putting a foot down. I had already got a stern warning from the tester because I didn't check my blindspot when I moved the bike to the testing area. First attempt I made it through the cones fine, but when I was coming around for the circle I fucked up and put my foot down before I even got into the circle. :Ownedd: Lady was cool enough to give me a second chance. Second chance I make it through the cones again then get into the circle, get halfway through the circle and fuck I'm going so slow I put my foot down again. :Owned: Good lord, I'm going down there this Sunday and spend the whole day down there if I have to but I'm going to get this shit down. I'm going to see if someone will rent me a tiny tiny ass dirt bike for this. Fuck the Gixxer is too big. "Slow and controlled speed, 2-3mph please" my ass.